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stefan's take 

*stef starts talking*
- ah its this fucking idiot again... stefan's take i guess...
stefan's take by Kalcho January 27, 2021

Stefan's Bunny Tail 

Stefan's Bunny Tail is when you have a buttplug and its being pulled on while the front half of your body is tied down to a BDSM Board. While your partner squeals in pleasure you get the Candle Melts and drip the candle along the top of their ass making a tail shape, normally a Bunny Tail. Once the buttplug is pulled out a cock is shoved into their ass and their balls/clit starts being pulled.
"My husband wanted me to try Stefan's Bunny Tail, I can tell you now he was not disappointed."
Stefan's Bunny Tail by Star_shines February 8, 2021

Team Stefan Salvatore

Being in the Stefan salvatore team means that you have very good tastes because Stefan Salvatore is perfect 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕❤😌We love and adore Stefan is our baby. He is the cutest and sweetest and most perfect boy ever😍😍😍Stefan is the main character and the best character in the vampire diaries and he deserves much better🥺🥺❤❤❤❤

We also love Damon because he is very hot but we will always do anything to prove that Stefan is the better man. We ship Steroline, Steferine or Stelena (most of us love Stelena in the first seasons but we're glad they broke up because Elena had become toxic and Stefan was too good for her, Elena doesn't deserve my baby) we also love Stexi and Klefan😍😍❤❤❤❤❤

Most of us don't hate Damon for what he did and we forgave him but all of you on the Damon team do an injustice by hating Stefan because if you believe Damon the better brother you are probably used to forgiving stup!d things made by him then please don't be toxic(I don't generalize) and say sh!t about Stefan who did more good things than anyone in this series, saved his brother every time, who sacrificed his life with Caroline as his brother may he be happy with his great love.

There is no need to hate the other brother if you are in the other's team because they are both great but for us Stefan is the better man😌❤❤
Love youuuu Stef ❤❤❤❤
He:What team you are?
She:I'm team Stefan Salvatore❤.I love him😍

Team Stefan Salvatore

Being in the Stefan salvatore team means that you have very good tastes because Stefan Salvatore is perfect. Stefan is the main character and the best character in the vampire diaries and my baby deserves MUCH BETTER.We also love Damon because he is very hot but we will always do anything to prove that Stefan is the better man. We ship Steroline, Steferine or Stelena (most of us love Stelena in the first seasons but we're glad they broke up because Elena had become toxic and Stefan was too good for her, Elena doesn't deserve my baby).
Stefan sacrificed everything to save everyone and there are still people in 2021 who hate him for some reason, yes he also made mistakes but most were made when he had humanity off while Damon did so much shit and killed so many characters with humanity on.
Girl 1:I'm team Damon Salvatore.
Girl 2: Stefan will be always and forever the better brother. I'm team Stefan Salvatore.

to stefan someone 

To stefan someone means that you will say "if u want to" to a question, where you actually wanted to say "yes".
"Do you wanna go on a date with me?"
"If u want to"
"Man, don't stefan me"

that's the to stefan someone
to stefan someone by rini May 1, 2020

To stefan 

The act of closing the bathroom door behind an unsuspecting victim without their knowledge until it too late. The victim will then look around confused as you shove them to the ground. You will then "whip it out" and when they say no it will only fuel you to keep going. You will force the partner to lick your dick cheese (disclaimer: only works if penis size is under 2.5" and partner is not above the age of 16) (disclaimer: this is all consensual roleplaying)
Jacob: Yo bro I just stefaned someone last night
Mark: Yo cool.

Jacob: Yeah, She didn't see it cuming.

Other uses:
Liam: She's so fine I might have to stefan her at this party Friday night.
To stefan by hcropyeknom February 11, 2025
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Respectfully 

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

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"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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