Steamed Pumpkin 

After a good long session in either a sauna room or a hot tub, your scrotum skin becomes saggy and loose, thus causing your balls to sag lower. You are to immediately walk over to your wife/girlfriend and slap your bag on her forehead and say "Steamed Pumpkin" when doing the nasty deed to her.

I just gave my girlfriend a steamed pumpkin!!!!

Steamed Pumpkin by Rude Donny October 24, 2005

pumpkin steamer 

Taking a Poo inside of someone’s lit jack-o-lantern.

Usually a prank played during Halloween

Dude! James laid a gnarly pumpkin steamer on old man Pedersen’s porch!

pumpkin steamer by D_Wraith October 24, 2017

pumpkin steamer 

When you take a shit on a pumpkin pie instead of using whipped cream and then dump it on your partners chest.

My favorite thing about Thanksgiving is giving my husband a toasty pumpkin steamer!

pumpkin steamer by buttsonparade October 24, 2017

pumpkin spice steamer 

When a you pay a sex worker to paint their ass orange, like a pumpkin, then create a brown “stem” for the pumpkin by taking a shit. Then, they subsequently, sit on their client’s lap, imprinting the pumpkin shape on the lap.

Johnny was feeling festive and horny, so he paid a hooker for a pumpkin spice steamer to get in the fall spirit.

pumpkin spice steamer by CocoMomo October 18, 2021

Pumpkin Patch Steamer

When you surround yourself in a hot tub with a group of redheads within 2 hours of taking them for some Live Más.

It was a chilly fall day - the perfect occasion for a grande supreme chalupa, 78 soft shell tacos, some fire sauce, and a pumpkin patch steamer.

Pumpkin Patch Steamer by Papa Smurphy November 13, 2025