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steamy monkey arm 

A massive shit. One huge solid turn resembling a monkey arm.
God damn dude, I gotta go lay a steamy monkey arm.

steal a monkey, save a hashbrown 

Typical response when someone mishears a word. This phrase lets the person know that they have, in fact, heard wrong, and, that they are quite stupid.
Did you just say "Tiny poodles invaded Finland?"
No, I said "My in-laws are coming from Newfoundland." Way to steal a monkey, save a hashbrown.

Monkey steal pear from tree 

an old-school fighting move derived from a mixture of Korean and Japanese kung fu, where the attacker graps his opponets scrotum turns a 180 an backfists his opponet in the stomach then the face while never letting go of his scrotum
Josh: did u hear what happened to Joe last night?
Rev:Yeah i was the one who pulled off Monkey steal pear from tree
Josh:O ok i'm gonna leave now

STEAK MONEY 

Steak Money: Is extra cash. You use "Steak Money " to buy what you want not what you need. When you suddenly have a lot of extra cash on hand you can now go out and get or do what you want, generally in the way of something you can brag about , enjoy or show off such as buying clothing, jewelry or lavish foods.
Me and the boy's ( not the boys and I ) went out with all that steak money last night and had a blast.

You just scratched a $1 lotto and won $1000, your friend looks at the ticket and says DAM SON! look at all that steak money.
STEAK MONEY by Steak Money May 20, 2016

Don't steal my dinner money!

A phrase used in a sarcastic manner in order to make the person you're talking to feel small/insignificant. Can also be used when being informed that you're incorrect about something.
1) Tom: "What's the time?"

Will: "8 I think."

Laura: "It's 9 actually."

Will: "Soz, don't steal my dinner money!"

2) A twelve year old chav tries to mug you..

Dave: "Mate, don't steal my dinner money."

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004