Steam Monkey

A Steam Monkey is when you describe a person as a pile of steaming shit!

You are a steam monkey!

by Steam Monkey June 10, 2019

steamy monkey arm

A massive shit. One huge solid turn resembling a monkey arm.

God damn dude, I gotta go lay a steamy monkey arm.

by Drew Peacock May 13, 2005

steal a monkey, save a hashbrown

Typical response when someone mishears a word. This phrase lets the person know that they have, in fact, heard wrong, and, that they are quite stupid.

Did you just say "Tiny poodles invaded Finland?"
No, I said "My in-laws are coming from Newfoundland." Way to steal a monkey, save a hashbrown.

by Madelaine February 23, 2006

Monkey steal pear from tree

an old-school fighting move derived from a mixture of Korean and Japanese kung fu, where the attacker graps his opponets scrotum turns a 180 an backfists his opponet in the stomach then the face while never letting go of his scrotum

Josh: did u hear what happened to Joe last night?
Rev:Yeah i was the one who pulled off Monkey steal pear from tree
Josh:O ok i'm gonna leave now

by FACEPLANTJAKE January 1, 2009

STEAK MONEY

Steak Money: Is extra cash. You use "Steak Money " to buy what you want not what you need. When you suddenly have a lot of extra cash on hand you can now go out and get or do what you want, generally in the way of something you can brag about , enjoy or show off such as buying clothing, jewelry or lavish foods.

Me and the boy's ( not the boys and I ) went out with all that steak money last night and had a blast.

You just scratched a $1 lotto and won $1000, your friend looks at the ticket and says DAM SON! look at all that steak money.

by Steak Money May 20, 2016

Don't steal my dinner money!

A phrase used in a sarcastic manner in order to make the person you're talking to feel small/insignificant. Can also be used when being informed that you're incorrect about something.

1) Tom: "What's the time?"

Will: "8 I think."

Laura: "It's 9 actually."

Will: "Soz, don't steal my dinner money!"

2) A twelve year old chav tries to mug you..

Dave: "Mate, don't steal my dinner money."

by Mahnig March 31, 2010