Steam Bake
When one's fart in the shower is amplified by the shower's steam and heat. Causes the one showering to gasp for clean air for a moment.
Steam Bake by hdawgdavis April 3, 2011
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Steak Bake
Steak Bake: A steak bake is when your finger accidently goes through the toilet paper and into your feces... kinda like when your finger breaks through a greggs steak bake.
Steak Bake by Chew-Boi November 16, 2009
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Steak Bake
This is an informal British term for a woman's vagina. Derived from a pastry that they sell at Gregg's (a chain of restaurants in the United Kingdom)
Steak Bake by Brigette Martin Mendoça July 26, 2017
Steak bake
A large pasty like snack which you can currently get down Greggs on a 2 for 1 deal basis. Unfortunately due to high demand from one induvidual who goes by the name of Jack, the factory supplying the ingredients for these bakes has been thrown into turmoil, with staff shortages and the like. Jack has currently bought up most of the shop and Greggs is consequently contemplating closure for the forseeable future due to lack of items of food for sale. If and when Greggs does re-open, Jack will almost certainly be banned from going within 10 feet of the shop. The boy in question is currently on the NHS waiting list for the proceedure of stomach stapeling.
Linda: I'm out of a job
Tor: *shocked* how? why?
Linda: That kid ate all the steak bakes in Greggs and the factory I was in wasn't sufficiently staffed and couldn't cope with the heavy work load.
Tor: Bastard *shakes fist*
Tor: *shocked* how? why?
Linda: That kid ate all the steak bakes in Greggs and the factory I was in wasn't sufficiently staffed and couldn't cope with the heavy work load.
Tor: Bastard *shakes fist*
Steak bake by Linda April 17, 2005
Steak Bake
This is a sexual act in which a person shits between someone's thighs. They then slam the thighs together. Finally, the thighs get taped together to allow the fecal matter to marinate
Woman 1: "Oh last night my husband made me VERY happy!"
Woman 2: "How?"
Woman 1: "Well he gave me a steak bake, lf course!'
Woman 2: "How?"
Woman 1: "Well he gave me a steak bake, lf course!'
Steak Bake by TheHeebieGeebieMan May 14, 2026
Steamy steak bake
Steamy steak bake by TJR93 May 8, 2024
Steak 'n' Bake
When you go outside to grill up a steak, and while you are waiting/tending to it, you whip out your favorite smoking device and burn some herb.
Stoner 1: "Dude, let's get high before we eat dinner"
Stoner 2: "Dude, why don't we just steak 'n' bake?"
Stoner 2: "Dude, why don't we just steak 'n' bake?"
Steak 'n' Bake by Ganza June 8, 2011
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