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steamwake

The powerful surge of humid, fecally poisoned air that lingers in a public bathroom stall after a user unleashes a particularly odorous mass of excrement. A solid globe of invisible fog that slowly dissipates from the toilet outward. The steamwake cannot be seen, it can only be detected by the next user upon desperately entering the stall, as all of the other ones will be occupied. This person must be pitied in the utmost, as they cannot leave the wake of steam (or steamwake) and they must either hold their breath until asphyxiation demands that they take a breath, or willingly allow the steamwake to envelop them and enter their lungs with a mixture of methane, water vapor, and microscopic traces of whatever food items (probably spoiled) that the previous user digested and expelled.
I couldn't help but feel sorry for the teacher who unwittingly entered the steamwake left behind after my morning deuce. It was my steamwake, and he didn't deserve to have to go through that on a day like today.

The rancid steamwake left behind after a seemingly reputable coworker left the stall made me question everything I valued about humanity.
by cYa fiRsT academic April 24, 2024
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steamcake

"dude, i just steamcaked that place."
"this urinal looks good, time for a little steamcake."
"one steamcake, coming right up."
by b-rad! September 6, 2011
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Stemwacker

One who gets unusually fervent about a hobby or vocation; to the point that it dominates conversation, free time and daily life.
Who's that driving around in that pickup truck is that with all the red lights and chrome sirens? It has a sticker of Calvin peein' on a fire in the back window and a "My other car is a fire truck" license plate frame.

Oh, that's Freds. His is a stemwacker volunteer fireman.
by Haywood Chablome April 10, 2005
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strawmaker

a person who makes straws
"Hello strawmaker, would you repair my plastic straw?"
by Croggor May 14, 2020
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Stemware

1) A condom manufacturer announced a new line of stemware this week.

2) The young seamen approached the quarterdeck to get their liberty passes for their first night ashore in a foreign port.

The gnarly old Chief Boatswain Mate said, "All right you dumb bastards, I know you will all end up in a whorehouse and

you'll be fucked and and sucked from stem to stern! Just remember to take some of these condoms for your little stems to wear!"
They all responded in unison, "Okay Chief we got our stemware, thanks!"
by PEARKAY February 28, 2014
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steakwatered

a really seggsy person who is married to another seggsy person and has a tiktok account for the hottest man alive, Michael Fassbender. is extremely funny and h word.
“steakwatered is the leader of the fassys
by tpwkyoufookinloosah June 5, 2021
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Cledanzaveland Steamlaper

Pronounced Cle-Danza-vland Steam-Lap-er
A combination of the Danza Slap and the cleveland steamer. A sexual act of extreme multi-tasking talent where a man squats over the woman's upper chest region and proceeds to slap her in the face with his penis shouting "Who's The Boss!" while pooping on her chest at the same time. Can be performed before during or after sex depending on individual Preference
That girl last night was such a freak that she wanted me to give her a cledanzaveland steamlaper.
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus October 30, 2008
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