Stealthbag

The act of teabagging in a stealthy manner.
There are a variety of stealthbags, including the flying stealthbag and the reverse stealthbag.

"Lucy was just sitting there when Josh came out of nowhere and stealthbagged her with his huge sack"

Stealthbag by SenorLanky June 21, 2008

stealthygeek 

An unemployed adult that mooches off his parents or spouse. Plays with action figures and considers themself to be a writer despite not selling any books. Spends all their time on Twitter arguing with trolls and losing.

What's wrong with that stealthygeek dude?

Why is that

stealthygeek by Patrick S Tomlinson January 16, 2020

Stealthing 

When a man removes condom during sex without his partners knowledge or consent.
Legally considered a form of rape or sexual assault in some places. Considered a shitty thing to do everywhere else.

He thought stealthing his girlfriend was a go idea but now his dumbass is in jail.

Stealthing by Esselean October 7, 2018

Uber Stealthcast 

An Uber Stealthcast is a Stealthcast that is launched with absolutely no promotional efforts.

Whereas a Stealthcast will typically have one type of notice, typically a singular post via Twitter, an Uber Stealthcast will have no notice.

Specifically, it is a very low-key webcast, typically catering to a small audience that may be in the IRC chat room associated with a video feed.

The phrase was started by YouTube and uStream content creator, Alfred, who wanted to reciprocate entertaining video content, via a webcast, for those who were tirelessly monitoring his IRC chat room.

"Holy cow, I didn't even know he was doing a Stealthcast, I didn't see a post on Twitter!"
"That's correct, he didn't post one. It's an Uber Stealthcast"

Uber Stealthcast by Alfred_FL February 8, 2009

Stealthbooking 

When someone uses Facebook in offline mode. Usually to hide from the friends that they added, but never want to talk to.

You can find stealthbookers, when they make a comment, post on a wall or like something when you can't see them online.

Example 1.

Bro 1: Andie is never online!
Bro 2: But she posted on my wall 2 seconds ago!
Bro 1: Lol, she is stealthbooking again...

Example 2.

"Hey Andie, I can see you stealthbooking!"

Stealthbooking by madstylex August 30, 2010

Stealthing 

Stealthing is when a man removes a condom during sex despite agreeing to wear one so that he can cum inside the other person without their knowledge.

He got beat for stealthing after she said no sex without a condom.

Stealthing by TexInst April 25, 2017

Stealthbumming

The act of capturing on camera a person pretending to bum or "shadow bumming" an unaware person.

If you successfully pull off a stealthbum you are awarded one credit.

If the unaware person becomes aware the stealthbum will become null and void and not count in the scoring.

"Duncan take a picture of me while I stealthbum this old lady while she picks up her bags of groceries.."

"Ok Simon, let me get my camera-phone out..."

<Simon stands prone over the old lady adopting the bumming position as the old lady bends over>

Duncan takes the picture:

<click>

Much laughter and hilarity ensues and later they recount stories of the stealthbumming that was achieved that day.

Stealthbumming by Palmdogger October 7, 2011