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1. An intentional secret protrusion of the scrotum sack through the fly of a man's pants. This is done to induce shock or laughter from the intended target. Many innocent bi-standards may be injured after seeing this.
John: "Damn it! Joe pulled out his stealth balls again last night. It caused Jane to almost throw up all over me!"
by nakdau March 24, 2010
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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Noun, property of a motor vehicle, which, while it doesn't slam you back into your seat with acceleration, nevertheless reaches surprisingly high speeds with little or no sensation of speed.
My sister's Camry has Stealth Balls, I was driving down the street, glanced at the speedometer and was doing 80 in a 25 zone.
by BB5710 November 28, 2012
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