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stealthygeek 

An unemployed adult that mooches off his parents or spouse. Plays with action figures and considers themself to be a writer despite not selling any books. Spends all their time on Twitter arguing with trolls and losing.
What's wrong with that stealthygeek dude?

Why is that

Stealthie 

A secretly taken photograph
A: I finally took a pic of my girl! Here Shows pic
B: Why she lookin' away?
A: It's a stealthie! She don't know I took that
Stealthie by StealthNinja February 15, 2015

stealthaholic 

A grown-ass person who hides their drinking habits from their parents.
"When I go to Mom's for the holidays I have to be such a stealthaholic"
stealthaholic by Kat'O9 November 3, 2021

Stealthbane

Leet world of warcraft player..if your horde run! May see this person with Moonstars!
Damn, watch out for that stealthbane dude!! hes hella dangerous
Stealthbane by Caliguy209 February 16, 2009

Stealage 

A word used to describe stealing something. Often uttered while the act of stealing is in progress. See also: yoink. Invented by Kate with Daiz in a science lesson. Can be used as a noun or as a verb.
Kate: "Stealage..."
Daiz: "Kate, give me back whatever it is you have just stolen from me!"
Kate: "What thing? o:)...?"
*fight possibly ensues*
Daiz: "Get back to your home cupboard..."
Stealage by Nymphetaminegirl April 28, 2006

Stealthbag

The act of teabagging in a stealthy manner.
There are a variety of stealthbags, including the flying stealthbag and the reverse stealthbag.
"Lucy was just sitting there when Josh came out of nowhere and stealthbagged her with his huge sack"
Stealthbag by SenorLanky June 21, 2008