An unemployed adult that mooches off his parents or spouse. Plays with action figures and considers themself to be a writer despite not selling any books. Spends all their time on Twitter arguing with trolls and losing.
A word used to describe stealing something. Often uttered while the act of stealing is in progress. See also: yoink. Invented by Kate with Daiz in a science lesson. Can be used as a noun or as a verb.
Kate: "Stealage..."
Daiz: "Kate, give me back whatever it is you have just stolen from me!"
Kate: "What thing? o:)...?"
*fight possibly ensues*
Daiz: "Get back to your home cupboard..."