stealthage
the art of running thruogh a crowded town jiggling your hands made even more classic if you do it at people.
stealthage by robisaponyboy March 7, 2008
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stealthygeek
An unemployed adult that mooches off his parents or spouse. Plays with action figures and considers themself to be a writer despite not selling any books. Spends all their time on Twitter arguing with trolls and losing.
stealthygeek by Patrick S Tomlinson January 16, 2020
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Stealthie
A secretly taken photograph
A: I finally took a pic of my girl! Here Shows pic
B: Why she lookin' away?
A: It's a stealthie! She don't know I took that
B: Why she lookin' away?
A: It's a stealthie! She don't know I took that
Stealthie by StealthNinja February 15, 2015
stealthaholic
stealthaholic by Kat'O9 November 3, 2021
Stealthbane
Stealthbane by Caliguy209 February 16, 2009
Stealage
A word used to describe stealing something. Often uttered while the act of stealing is in progress. See also: yoink. Invented by Kate with Daiz in a science lesson. Can be used as a noun or as a verb.
Kate: "Stealage..."
Daiz: "Kate, give me back whatever it is you have just stolen from me!"
Kate: "What thing? o:)...?"
*fight possibly ensues*
Daiz: "Get back to your home cupboard..."
Daiz: "Kate, give me back whatever it is you have just stolen from me!"
Kate: "What thing? o:)...?"
*fight possibly ensues*
Daiz: "Get back to your home cupboard..."
Stealage by Nymphetaminegirl April 28, 2006
Stealthbag
The act of teabagging in a stealthy manner.
There are a variety of stealthbags, including the flying stealthbag and the reverse stealthbag.
There are a variety of stealthbags, including the flying stealthbag and the reverse stealthbag.
"Lucy was just sitting there when Josh came out of nowhere and stealthbagged her with his huge sack"
Stealthbag by SenorLanky June 21, 2008
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