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Statufied 

When a person cannot properly move after having stand up for a too long time.
Example :

Damn dude ! We waited 8 hours on Times Square to see the fireworks. When we left I could not move. My legs where so heavy and my back was locked. I was statufied !
Statufied by maxaws January 6, 2010
Related Words
Statued - being so stoned/high you cannot move, like a statue.
1. Tommy just hit the bong and got statued.
2. "Bro I smoked so much I can't move, I'm statued dude."
statued by LocalDopePeddler August 31, 2014

statused 

to copy and paste something into your myspace/facebook status
Those song lyrics were good, they're definitely getting statused.
statused by mmmmmmhhhhmmmmmm January 26, 2009

Statused 

The act of updating your social networking status about current events
Hawke: Did you hear, IM A PIRATE!
Amber: Oh yeah, I just statused it.
Statused by LHawke February 3, 2012

standeed 

I standeed just now