Statudeed 

If somebody is drunk *and* high at the same time and talks about the smartest stuff ever, like politics, philosophy etc. Yapping.

Someone: "He is really high, and drunk and talks about alot of interesting stuff."
Someone else: "He's really high and drung, he's yapping about cool stuff."
Me: "He's statudeed."

As you see, it can shorten alot.

Statudeed by LLCCH February 15, 2024

Statufied 

When a person cannot properly move after having stand up for a too long time.

Example :

Damn dude ! We waited 8 hours on Times Square to see the fireworks. When we left I could not move. My legs where so heavy and my back was locked. I was statufied !

Statufied by maxaws January 6, 2010

statued 

Statued - being so stoned/high you cannot move, like a statue.

1. Tommy just hit the bong and got statued.
2. "Bro I smoked so much I can't move, I'm statued dude."

statued by LocalDopePeddler August 31, 2014

statused 

to copy and paste something into your myspace/facebook status

Those song lyrics were good, they're definitely getting statused.

statused by mmmmmmhhhhmmmmmm January 26, 2009

Statused 

The act of updating your social networking status about current events

Hawke: Did you hear, IM A PIRATE!
Amber: Oh yeah, I just statused it.

Statused by LHawke February 3, 2012

standeed 

Past tense of stand, but epic

I standeed just now

standeed by prayersofallahsuckmydong August 17, 2020