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statusfied 

a term or phrase, quoted from others or yourself, used as a status shown to friends on a social networking site, such as Facebook.
Luke: yeah, its like a nerd's sport

Lee wonders why watching downloads is so fun, "its like a nerd's sport" - Luke

Lee: STATUSFIED
statusfied by NinjaSpawn94 June 15, 2009
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STATUSfied 

An overwhelming feeling of happiness associated with the perfect post on FaceBook.
I am STATUSfied with my current post on FaceBook!
STATUSfied by jbwritergirl May 5, 2014

Statusfied 

A term for a Facebook Whore.
Liking, commenting or tagging people in so much on statuses, that you give up a conversation or you're just bored and get off.
Person A: I hope you're done commenting
Person B: I'm statusfied now
Statusfied by Presto_Manifesto December 25, 2010

statusfied 

A Facebook user that has a status filled out is statusfied.
John Smith's status on Facebook is "John is taking a nap." John Smith is statusfied.
statusfied by Jacob Gallant April 18, 2008

statusfied 

When you catch up with the Joneses.

When you are finally happy with your status in life.
Man, I was feeling a little insecure until I bought that new Lexus - now I am completely statusfied.
statusfied by DCDevo July 31, 2009

Statusfied 

Flipping through your friends status updates and being happy at the great mix of new videos, links, and other blips of information from the collective friendbrain
“I was totally statusfied with the plethora of Charlie Sheen quotes I learned today from cruising the Facebook news feed.”
Statusfied by Amalia Lylian March 22, 2011

Satisfied 

What Alexander Hamilton will never be.
He will never be satisfied. I will never be satisfied.
Satisfied by Angelica Schuyler March 5, 2017
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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