Statocious

To be used in place of “staticky”

“Stuh-toe-sh-us”

Instead of saying “that carpet is staticky” try saying, “that carpet is very statocious!”

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stocious

right royal pissed, falling down drunk, too gone to care, the best state that man can achieve via 10 cans super lager

he was totally stocious , so he was, an there was no use tae him

stocious by jonno July 16, 2006

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To be incredibly drunk.

She was stociously drunk, confused and lost.

15 pints of guinness - I was absolutely stocious.

Stocious by Niall February 11, 2004

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Extra tall beautiful woman with model features (Amazon Barbie)

Tyra Banks,Kimmora Simmons,Mariah Carey,Marquita Netter are Statueious Stallion.

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A Little shit who makes stupid lip-synching videos and bites his lip flexes shit he doesn't have

Molly: yeah hey do you know who Jacob Statorious is

Brian: don't bring that little prick up ever again

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