Russian Demigod and part-time engineer. He can fix anything better than fix-it-Felix. He is immortal and the son of Rasputin. His uncles include Bob the Builder, Benito Mussolini, and Adolf Hitler, and Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Random Person: Oh no, the bridge collapsed. I should call Satorious.
Sartorius: Trust me im an engineer.
Sartorius: Trust me im an engineer.
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