Girl 1: Where you going?
Girl 2: to fuck the statens?
Girl 1: girl you can’t even hold them dicks right they so small.
Girl 2: to fuck the statens?
Girl 1: girl you can’t even hold them dicks right they so small.
by Itstrueseenitformyself November 3, 2020
Get the Staten mug.An adjective used to describe something guido or overly trendy in the image of the Staten Island style - the borough that wishes it was part of NYC but just isn't.
by Not From NY October 19, 2005
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Get the Staten mug.The most bitter yet tasty 3 way to ever be produced by mankind. To produce you need one willing and one unwilling dude in a current bromance, as well as one girl. Put together and voila, you've got yourself one tasty contradiction.
Did you see Dave and Gary, they picked up a girl yesterday in New York and now their sharing a Staten Island Sandwhich with her.
by tissueman January 3, 2015
Get the Staten Island Sandwhich mug.The forgotten Borough where you've gotten into arguments with people who think Long Island is the fifth borough. You refer to Manhattan as 'the city'. You call the ferry "the boat". You can name all four bridges. Denino's Pizza and Ralph's Ices are the best summertime treats ---and you will wait on line for 45 minutes just for a vanilla chip ice! You've gone sledding at Latourette. There is only one mall... and it's called 'the mall.' It takes you a half hour to get to your friend's house... and they live less than a mile away. You know it's Prince's Bay, not Princess Bay. You would never swim in the water here. At least one of your relatives is fluent in Italian.
You or someone you know has more than one matching velour sweat suits in their closet. You can smell the dump from your house but you're so used to the smell that you don't notice it anymore. You've gotten into a screaming match over a parking spot. Someone you know has a lifetime membership to Tanning Loft. Everyone you know claims to be 'connected.' You've hung out in a parking lot. You know the difference between Richmond Rd., Richmond Ave., and Richmond Terrace. You know that 'Mike' owns all the good diners. You refer to every highway on the island as 'The Expressway.' You've been cut off by a souped up Honda Accord with earth shaking bass playing. You have chased someone for cutting you off just to give them the finger. A development of townhouses has recently sprung up in your neighborhood. The shocks in your car are shot because you hit pot holes every 2 feet. You have the need to look at the people in the car next to you when stopped at a red light to see if it someone you know. You know never to walk on South Beaches sand with out Shoes. You've seen Method Man in the Mall at least once. The Monastery and Sea View aren't scary, just another place to drink. You own a North Face jacket. Everybody and their mother has a Nextel. You wave at the weird leg guy when you pass the North Shore, and sometimes he waves back.
You or someone you know has more than one matching velour sweat suits in their closet. You can smell the dump from your house but you're so used to the smell that you don't notice it anymore. You've gotten into a screaming match over a parking spot. Someone you know has a lifetime membership to Tanning Loft. Everyone you know claims to be 'connected.' You've hung out in a parking lot. You know the difference between Richmond Rd., Richmond Ave., and Richmond Terrace. You know that 'Mike' owns all the good diners. You refer to every highway on the island as 'The Expressway.' You've been cut off by a souped up Honda Accord with earth shaking bass playing. You have chased someone for cutting you off just to give them the finger. A development of townhouses has recently sprung up in your neighborhood. The shocks in your car are shot because you hit pot holes every 2 feet. You have the need to look at the people in the car next to you when stopped at a red light to see if it someone you know. You know never to walk on South Beaches sand with out Shoes. You've seen Method Man in the Mall at least once. The Monastery and Sea View aren't scary, just another place to drink. You own a North Face jacket. Everybody and their mother has a Nextel. You wave at the weird leg guy when you pass the North Shore, and sometimes he waves back.
by Maddz July 31, 2008
Get the staten island mug.Man dude, that girl was DIRTY. She looked clean, but no matter how bad someone treats her, she'll still bend over later on. That's a Staten Island Dump for ya.
by ONP2 September 26, 2010
Get the Staten Island Dump mug.Having a female sit on your face, expecting to perform cunnilingus on her, only to have her suddenly defecate on/in your mouth before robbing you of your wallet and fleeing the scene. Named after the New York Borough that popularized the practice.
Yo, Tony? Did you hear what happened to Joe the other night? That hoe from the bar gave him a Staten Island Surprise.
by Bumpy Dallas March 18, 2010
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