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The biggest piece of shit in the whole world. If you're day is going terribly he'll make it even worse. He has a tendency to spill the beans. He cannot be trusted when keeping secrets. He's smooth on paper, in reality he can only make girlfriends in roblox, minecraft, and the most uncommon Webkinz. If you accidentally say something personal hell keep teasing you about it until the day you die. Do not befriend a Starshika, for if you befriend him. He will fuck you twice everyday for 365 days in two centuries. Do not approach one, do not talk to one, and most importantly do nut TRUST one.
Yo Starshika beated the shit out of my elderly disabled cat.
That's a Starshika for you!
by BamboozlerTheThird January 15, 2018
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