starshika 

The biggest piece of shit in the whole world. If you're day is going terribly he'll make it even worse. He has a tendency to spill the beans. He cannot be trusted when keeping secrets. He's smooth on paper, in reality he can only make girlfriends in roblox, minecraft, and the most uncommon Webkinz. If you accidentally say something personal hell keep teasing you about it until the day you die. Do not befriend a Starshika, for if you befriend him. He will fuck you twice everyday for 365 days in two centuries. Do not approach one, do not talk to one, and most importantly do nut TRUST one.

Yo Starshika beated the shit out of my elderly disabled cat.
That's a Starshika for you!

starshika by BamboozlerTheThird January 15, 2018

Starship repo 

1. To bring someone's self-image or ego back from a fantastical "outerspace"; to humble someone out of a delusion; to disprove someone's fictional version of themselves

2. To ruin someone's dreams

"He had a few successes and has begun to believe his own hype. His ego is in outer space. It's time to repo that starship he's on and bring him back down to Earth."

"Patrick is so delusional and egotistical that he now considers himself above us all. He's due for a starship repo up there."

"My friend thought he was going to be a huge celebrity, but that starship appears to have been repo'd."

Starship repo by lizclarkewrites May 21, 2019

Starship Trooman Show

People in other countries watching the United States like it's a reality show and perceiving it to be like the movie 'Starship Troopers'

"The Starship Trooman Show has been crazy recently. Military recruiters have been hanging out in high school cafeterias and convincing children, behind their parents' back, to enlist so that they can qualify for the healthcare & affordable education benefits that every person in almost every other wealthy nation receives automatically."

Starship Trooman Show by America is the bad place October 17, 2021

starshit 

Alternative for Starbucks

starshit girls: the consumer of starshit

Derp: ugh look herp, it's those starshit girls wasting hard earned cash on Starshit
Herp: yeah man, no one likes starshits

starshit by thegreatdefinerofwordsxddd November 3, 2017

Starshine 

1. Someone who shines like the stars in the night.

2. Someone who fills your life with light.

3. Someone who's eyes sparkle like stars.

4. Someone who you don't want to take your eyes off of.

5. Someone who is worth more than all the diamonds in the sky.

My fiance's nickname is Starshine because if I lost her, the stars would throw themselves out of the heavens.

Starshine by Maltheangel April 19, 2009

Starship Pooper 

When you lay on your stomach and fire a crap out of your ass toward the sky.

Kirk was lying on his belly naked when he fired a Starship Pooper out his ass into outer space.

Starship Pooper by joseph blough April 15, 2022

Starship 

Starship

Currently a classified government project, it is impossible to know the exact function of a starship; however, it could be any of the following:

-A spacecraft used for the interstellar travel of an old bald guy, a man with stylish hair, the black version of the X-men character Cyclops, a Klingon, a ginger doctor, an almost-human woman, and an emotionless walking computer.

-An aerial vehicle similar to a private jet used for the sole purpose of transporting celebrities from place to place.

-Or an attempt at a real life version of the Warpstar from the Kirby video game series.

The only fact about starships that has been released to the general public so far is that they were meant to fly.

Starships were meant to fly.

Starship by CIA Head Chief September 10, 2012