Starclucks 

A group of chatty women and their offspring taking up space and being
loud in any suburban Starbucks. Often resembles a flock of hens and
their chicks pecking and clucking around a henhouse.

The group of women may include MILFs and MIRFs and can often be
seen with whale tail, sea cow tail, and wearing mom jeans.

Their conversations can be heard over the din of their
free ranging brood and usually involve giving other moms advice on
parenting or complaining about their husbands.

MJ: "David, I can't hear you on your cell phone!"

David: "Sorry for the background noise, I'm at a Starbucks and there's
a Starclucks here."

Starclucks by Dr. Charles Dromedary February 21, 2009

Starbucks Lovers 

A term that didn't exist until people misheard Taylor Swift's lyrics in Blank Space, when she actually says "list of ex-lovers."

You'll notice that Blank Space first aired on the radio on November 10th, 2014 - and the term popped up shortly after that.

Taylor Swift: Got a long list of ex-lovers, they'll tell you I'm insane.

Hearing-impaired preteen: Durrr what does "Starbucks lovers" mean? I know - I'll make up a definition and put it on Urban Dictionary!

Starbucks Lovers by ZmanIsTheMan3 January 9, 2016

Starbucks enema

Bowel movement caused by drinking an oversized cup of coffee. Usually happens when you are already back in the car. Only the sheer willpower of a Jedi will keep you safe until you reach the office.

Oh man. I am stuck in traffic and this Venti caffe latte is giving me a Starbucks enema. Let's hope I don't soil myself.

Starbucks enema by Billy Bubba July 6, 2008

Starbucks girl 

A Starbucks girl is a stereotype given to girls that are commonly in 14 - 18 years old. They usually hang around in small groups. Starbucks girls deliberately type in short forms of words or how you actually say the word. As the name implies, their hangout spot is almost always Starbucks.

Starbucks girls usually wear really loose shirts, and very tight jeans. They wear colorful clothing and jewellery. They have 2 - 5 social media accounts and they care about it a lot, so they will be aggressive if you insult them online.

Starbucks girl #1: "oh my god did you see that kid insult my picture online?"

Starbucks girl #2: "I know right? he's totes jelly of you."

Starbucks girl #1: "I hait that kid he's such a bulleh"

Starbucks girl by social justice penguin June 20, 2017

Starbucks Marxist 

A modern day socialist or communist (or general far left individual) who doesn't realize what a failure left-economics are, and persists in proclaiming themselves part of a marxist group, despite wearing a tee shirt from Walmart and drinking Starbucks latte.

It is uncommon to see a Starbucks Marxist who has a degree- and those that do normally hold the title "bachelor of arts in women's studies."

Common amongst Starbucks Marxists is undying love for Hugo Chavez, Che Guevara, Joseph Stalin, or Karl Marx.

The Starbucks Marxist proclaims his support for communist causes, while wearing a 30 dollar tee shirt made in India by 12 year olds.

Starbucks Marxist by Styxhexenhammer666 March 12, 2014

Starbucks and Study 

When two people go to starbucks pretending to "study", but are actually just going on a date that may or may not involve first, second, third, or even home base.

Guy 1: She just invited me to go to starbucks to study.
Guy 2: Starbucks and study eh?
Guy 1: Shut up!

Starbucks and Study by TheModernPianist September 29, 2017

Starbucks Liberal

A "liberal" who is actually not one. Typically drinks frappachinos, reads the New York Times, drives a Prius, and listens to NPR. Votes for any Democrat, regardless of actual position on policy, for an endless list of reasons, most of which are unexamined and fallacious. Considers him or herself a radical, a progressive, and believes in grassroots causes without actually supporting any.

Too bad all those Starbucks Liberals decided John Kerry should be the Democratic nominee in 2004.

Starbucks Liberal by Emerson_PF November 4, 2009