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StarDink 

Earth-flattening ecotards that are vehemently against analog telephones, and insist that 5G cellular and internet is a human right, while having a dual income and no kids.

StarDinks believe that their internet connection is better than yours because it travels to other star systems with zero latency, and that someday they'll go to outer space to live on an imaginary mothership.
"Check out those StarDinks. They're really connected and saving the galaxy with pizza box satellites. How did we live without them?"
StarDink by Dr Drew, PhD February 9, 2022
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Starlinked 

A term used by astrophotographers and astronomers when they get their night sky pictures or observations ruined by SpaceX's Starlink sattelite constelation.
Person1: How was your astrophotograpy night?
Person2: I tried taking a long exposure of M31 but I got Starlinked midway trough the exposure.
Starlinked by A. Tonia September 4, 2020

stardunkle 

the massive fiery shit after a great night of Dong Fong.
"Oh, man, I just had a nasty stardunkle."

"Must've had Dong Fong."
stardunkle by CDT Dong Fizzle April 11, 2005

Stardick 

when a girl has braces and skins your dick
She scraped her braces on it, it’s now a stardick.
Stardick by Damainman69 February 17, 2018

STARDICK 

A made up term for someone who's beyond a dickhead first used Honest GAME stations video West side story (2021) honest review he's beyond a dickhead he's a STARDICK
This person is beyond a dickhead they are a STARDICK
STARDICK by cj2002in02 March 15, 2022

Stardicked 

When a girl be giving you head while she has braces
I can’t wait to get stardicked
Stardicked by Gold_dawg May 26, 2019

staroinkyfly

The name of a unicorn that was named by my friend..
Staroinkyfly belongs to star
staroinkyfly by Dakari Emery February 7, 2022