Staptual 

A man who has a short pointy member

Samuel don't go pointing that filthy staptual over here!

Staptual by Kris Carne May 19, 2015

slaptual music

Spiritual music that slaps.

Slaptual music is like healing through music. A good slaptual song is Stay In My Lane by Stuck In A Tree.

slaptual music by Janettials February 21, 2023

Bi-Statual 

The act of identifying your residents in two states

Lives in two states, He wants his Democrat governor to allow him to vote in both states, claims he his Bi-Statual.

Bi-Statual by _Weezy_ October 28, 2021

Statual Memory 

Memory that's only accessible whilst in a specific state. (example: your consciousness)

His mind was changed, due to the statual memory principal.

Example: If you're going to open a .txt file on your computer. You'll need a text editor in order to edit the text due to the state it's in. You couldn't use a photo viewer to open it, could you? No. That's because it's in a specific state designed for a specific program to use. Once it changes it's state to a photo file, then you can only use a photo viewer to open it, etc.

Statual Memory by Thee Clairvoyant May 23, 2019

Dual Statuality

A term that describes using the same status update on both facebook and myspace.

Alternate phrasing would be Latent Dual Statuality,

using the same status but with a latent update.

Example:

Margie posted that “she is going to buy shoes” on facebook

Margie later posted that “she had bought shoes” on myspace

Randall was too lazy to write something different for his facebook status so he used dual statuality.

Dual Statuality by screamin---srb February 4, 2010