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stink ditch

The most famous of a woman's anatomy, the vagina.
I'm going to tongue plow her stink ditch
stink ditch by Eff Knutt February 17, 2005

tongue shovel her stink ditch 

The action of using one's tongue to root around in a smelly anus. The tongue usually accumulates butt fucking residue left behind from rigerous anal sex.
Dude, you tongue shovel her stink ditch after dippin in her basement last nite.

Stink Ditch

Man did you see her stink ditch.
Stink Ditch by DWR May 13, 2005

tongue-scoop the stink ditch 

oral sex perfomed on a woman.
After she gave me a blumpy I had to tongue-scoop the stink ditch.

stinkditch 

Ass crack. In reference to the fleshy crevice (hence ditch) of the human body that contains the exit portal of our excretory system. Malodiferous intestinal gases are commonly exhausted from this area and fecal remenants can also contribute to unpleasant aromas, hence the term "stinkditch".
I'd love to tongue-shovel that stinkditch.
stinkditch by $e0uLm@n April 10, 2005

stankbitch 

a male or female that acts snoody without proper reasoning; or someone who spends time on priorities but you smell like camel shit.
1. If you walk around ignoring people and your breathe smell like dog shit, you a stankbitch

2. You spend your time preparing your outfit and your breath smell like horse shit, you a stankbitch

3. If you a female and you attend Clark Atlanta University, but you wear Spelman College apparel, you a stankbitch.

4. You think you fresh, but you have holes in your socks the size of quarters, you a stankbitch
stankbitch by Larry Alexander January 21, 2010
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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