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Stanhe

Someone who owns several bikes and calls them ‘whips
Matthew Roberts is such a stanhe”
by Tom Catney April 6, 2019
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3/4 Stance

It is a football term used to describe how you get into a crouched position hovering over a toilet bowl. This is due to a disgust for sitting on toilet seats. Be sure to put the seat up first with your foot.
I entered the shitter and discovered there were no paper seat covers. It don't matter cuz I get in my 3/4 Stance to fire off Scuds!
by will bitten March 6, 2017
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mya stanek

Mya stanek is a lover of leftovers she does everything in parking lots of paw paw and Decatur with guy who is taken .
There's Mya Stanek watch out girls, she looking for leftovers and some good parking lots in her Kia
by Youbrokemytrustchen19 December 23, 2021
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Nam-Stache

A mustache variant. Specifically, a mad dog (or Hulk Hogan if you prefer) that only combat Vietnam vets can grow after they've reached the age of 55. Only after you have looked eye ball to eye ball with the man in the black pajamas (a worthy fucking adversary) will you be able to grow this mustache.

Most, if not all, of the gentleman sporting this stache will be wearing a Vietnam Veteran hat and a pair of gold aviator sunglasses They may, or may not, also have a kick ass nickname, like "Dead Eye" or "Bunny".
Is your uncle Jack a porn director or a Nam vet?

You can't tell from his supreme nam-stache? I thought it was obvious!
by Elwood Lane March 19, 2017
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stanley uris

a pure bean who deserves the world and i will forever be bitter about what happens to him :) portayed by Wyatt Oleff in the 2017 version of Stephen King's IT.
I'll fight Stephen King for what he did to Stanley Uris.
by zoomerichie May 5, 2018
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Dad-stache

The dad-stache is a unique moustache that is perhaps the pinnacle of all staches. While it appears similar to a 70s porn stache, it is not quite the same since it is not as creepy.

Males can only grow one of these badboys once they have had a kid (in particular a son). It is a biologic reaction that has evolved through the years because such a moustache commands respect from ones offspring and in general demonstrates clear bad-assery.
You kind of had this nasty scum stache vibe going on until your wife had your son. Then all the sudden you developed a wicked dad-stache that made Burt Reynolds look like a pubescent cheeseball!
by Elwood Lane July 18, 2012
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thomas stanley holland

the best human being that has ever lived. Quacksons, Dave the Frog, and Umbrella are only three examples of his greatness.
“Thomas Stanley Holland is my reason for existence
by hollanderz November 18, 2018
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