Stangelation 

i don't even know what this means

"Stangelation"
-someone probably

Stangelation by memyselfmymine January 15, 2024

strangulationship

when one side of the relationship asphyxiates the other by befriending every social contact, frequenting all the same locations, stalking online and ignoring repeated attempts of the victim to flee.

usually performed from behind as the victim didn't realize the relationship even existed, because there was only one social interaction

steve: so, are you and that chick dating now? she's all over your facebook and keeps showing up at our bar.

bob: no, we slept together once, and now i'm trying to break out of the hold.

steve: break out of the hold?

bob: yeah, strangulationship.

strangulationship by alainmke January 20, 2011

stagflation 

(n.) A period characterized by high inflation and stagnated economic growth. Ability to use this word in a sentence inevitably labels you an economist, and therefore a nerd.

"... and this decade unfortunately showed us a period of stagflation ..."
"NERD!!"

stagflation by The Snailfather November 13, 2005

Sagelations 

A term used to describe a painful rash on a sagging part of the body, be it flab or sagging skin on an older person.

“I need help scratching these raging Sagelations on my back!”

Sagelations by Ze Auggie November 29, 2020

stagflation 

The state of being economically fucked.

Unemployment is high, and so is inflation. Increasing economic production will reduce unemployment, BUT push inflation even higher. Reducing economic production will reduce inflation, but put more people out of work.

What am I supposed to do about this stagflation?

I dunno. Damned if you do, damned if you don't, really.

stagflation by terriflick November 3, 2010

Strangulationship

A state of emotional connectedness between two people, where one or both of the individuals are overwhelmingly possessive.

You know your in a strangulationship when your girlfriend is overbearing. My girlfriend never allowed me to be alone with her sister, initially having no attraction to her sibling I naturally thought this behavior was ridiculous. However, after years of overwhelming mistrust her sister and I would occasionally flirt to poke fun at her ridiculousness. This ultimately resulted in wild unadulterated sex, with her sister, in the upstairs restroom at a family gathering.

Strangulationship by sognatore87 December 18, 2009

Fowl Strangulation 

Choking the chicken

I do believe that I witnessed your little brother engaged in a bit of fowl strangulation.

Fowl Strangulation by iam2eeyore August 19, 2010