you are a shorty and a juisy girl. You are always honest and you are not afraid to express your opinion about others. You are a classy bitch and you are also loyal. You fight for what you want and sometimes you can be selfish and ironic
The ability to maintain a conversation with a non friend (usually a friend of a friend) for an extended period of time.
NOT ABOUT WEATHER OR SCHOOL!!!!! That DOES NOT count as a conversation!
Guy: Hey Fuckface get out of the car we're at your house and i have to take Rose home.
Me: Nah T Jones i don't think you have the social stamina to talk to Rose for the ride home. Take me with you to help the conversation.
Guy: Ya Fuckface your right I don't have the social stamina, and I like men.
The ability to stand on a bus without falling when is driving. Something you develop if you stand on the bus sometimes.
Judy decided she was going to ride the bus to work. All the seats were taken and she fell over when the bus took a sharp turn, to bas she had't developed bus stamina.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.