Stalmed

The act of placing your palm upon the brow of another and pushing them away until the arm is fully extended.

Used when someone both annoys and frustrates you; usually with a ignorant statement or uneducated comment.

A combination of 'stiff arm' and 'face palm'.

This ignit dude wouldnt stop talking about stuff he didnt understand, so I stalmed him and walked away.

by T-roy Hooka October 17, 2010

Beane Stalked

When you sleep with a persons EX "within a 24 hour period" after break up.

Dude when i said it was over and i went to the bar did not mean for you to beane stalk her.

You mind if i beane stalk her.

Hey bro you just beane stalked my girl.

by Savman October 6, 2011

Reverse Facebook Stalked

When someone forces stalking upon you by constantly updating their Facebook status. These are usually people who you generally could not give a shit about.

Oh my god! - Bro 1
What's up man? - Bro 2
I don't give a fuck about Jane Shmoe and her high school bullshit. - Bro 1
Looks like you're gettin' Reverse Facebook Stalked bro; sucks. - Bro 2

by Seef8308 August 16, 2010

Stalked

To be completely high on hallucinagenic mushrooms i.e. the stalks from them.

Boy gets up off floor after being spaced out looking at the sky and says
'Man I'm Stalked!'

by Manav July 15, 2005

Stammed

When a friend visits your home town on vacation and becomes a catalyst for you acting like you're on holiday yourself.

Andy came to visit for a couple of weeks so Graham, Jenni & Nicola got Stammed and were out every night, acting as if they had gone on vacation to Hawaii or something.

by Tardy75 June 6, 2016

stalked by

the equivalent to walked by, in facebook and other social networking sites, to check out someones status or page

I just stalked by your fb page to say hi!

I stalked by his page and saw some nasty pics.

by krazykrakhed April 5, 2011

Bewilder-stalked

The event(s) in which a human that is attempting to distance them-self from another individual is called and screamed at multiple times. This is followed by multiple messages across various social networking sites and many phone calls and voicemails. Actual mail may also be received however this is rare. Following a short but enjoyed time span of blissful silence (1-2 days), the human receives a text from the individual in which the individual states they will leave the human alone. Immediately following this message the individual becomes overcome with a fit of insane hysteria and calls the human yet again to cry/yell some form of unidentifiable craziness and the process starts yet again.

Warning: Being bewilder-stalked may cause confusion in which the person is perplexed as to why the fuck their attention is required, as well as an intense feeling to drink a bottle of gin even if the individual doesn't drink. Other side effects include, but are not limited to, continual conscious effort to scan personal surroundings and/or peeking around tight turns to ensure the coast is clear.

Human 1 - "Dude, I'm being bewilder-stalked again. This shit is so strange."

Human 2- "Bro, that is fucking lame."

by krojas0 May 6, 2012