Stall Shit 

When you have to shit, but don't want to touch the toilet seat, so you pull your pants down and hover over the seat, but misjudge your angle and spew diarrhea all over the back of the toilet and stall walls. Also called a "Famous Daves".

I feel bad for the guy at Famous Daves that has to clean up that stall shit at the end of his shift. Man, that guy really did a "Famous Daves" in there!

Stall Shit by Martin_Bishop June 14, 2018

SMall Shit

A ShoRt aSS PerSoN!!!!!!

AmAnDa FrEEmaN

SMall Shit by EsCaLaDe232323 November 6, 2003

shit hammered through a small hole 

To look or feel terrible, as would shit when forcibly extruded through a tiny hole.

A general expression of utter terribleness.

"Man you look hungover!"
"Yeah, I feel like shit hammered through a small hole"

shit hammered through a small hole by Miketar January 17, 2008

Stallsmithing 

The art of placing multiple bureaucratic hurdles or self reinforcing (while also contradictory) unnecessary steps in place to impede progress on a desired result.

PM to contracting officer, " Hey, COCOM 4 -star called me, we desperately need to improve the armor on our Strykers against IEDs."

CO response, "Well, I think the first step is to revise your acquisition strategy and then cross-walk your Performance Work Statement to your Requirements Traceability Matrix. Then send it to the needs validation committee for approval."

PM response: "You cock-sucking piece of shit, you're Stallsmithing me!"

Stallsmithing by Beepboopburp February 9, 2017

Aaron Stallsmith 

Aaron Stallsmith means one that likes to lick the dick.

"Hey, you're girlfriend gave me some serious Aaron Stallsmith last night." "WHAT?!" oh ur names Aaron Stallsmith, ur a dutche bag

Aaron Stallsmith by Jimey x fag bitch February 10, 2010

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019