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A form of Harasspost adapted for the purpose of manufacturing a stalking accusation. The stalkposter systematically posts content designed to provoke, surveil, or “document” the target’s behavior, often over months, with the goal of later framing the target as a stalker. The technique inverts victim and perpetrator: the stalkposter’s own obsessive attention is hidden while they gather “evidence” of the target’s “harassment” or “stalking.” It’s a sophisticated manipulation used to destroy reputations and secure bans.
Example: “He followed her every move on social media, screenshotting her replies, and then reported her for ‘stalking’ when she replied once. Stalkpost: the hunter posing as the hunted.”
Stalkpost by Dumu The Void March 23, 2026
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Culture of Stalkpost

A cultural development where obsessive documentation of another person’s online activity is reframed as “watching for stalking.” Under this culture, one can dedicate a thread, a channel, or an entire account to cataloguing a target’s posts, interpreting them as threats, and mobilizing a community against them—all while claiming to be the victim. It’s a culture where the most persistent observer can claim victim status and secure the target’s expulsion.
Example: “He’d been posting about her for months, but when she responded, he screenshotted it and called it stalking—the Culture of Stalkpost in full effect.”

Stalktastic 

Meaning "stalk-able" usually applied to a girl by a guy talking to his peers.
"dude, that chick is fucking stalktastic"
Stalktastic by Rapetasm February 19, 2009

stalkrastination 

n. attitude mostly found amongst college students and young adults. Consists of using a social networking site (while one should be studying and/or being productive) with an originally unspecified intent that slowly becomes that of finding information about people. Stalkrastination can be specific or random; in general it can consume several hours (specially when random).
1. So I was studying for my physics final exam for a bit, then I felt like it was time to take a break. So I went on facebook and after checking my few emails, I remembered that I have been meaning to friend this girl for a while now... Three hours later I found myself looking through pictures of a friend of a friend of the girl who I didn't know and had no real interest in.

2. Stop stalkrastinating and get to those AC circuits! ... ooh hold on is that Cathy you're looking at...?

3. Even the best stalkrastination does not earn a grade.

stalkbot 

This is a reply to suggest the person receiving the reply is doing something in a stalk-ish fashion. It began on the :Internet: but has since made its way into :RL: conversation.
wtfpwnt54321: HAY CAN GIVE ME SOME GOLD LOL?
silentown22: fuc|< y00, cun7
wtfpwnt54321: OMG I R FOLLOWS YOU UNTIL YOU R TEH GIVES ME GOLD.
silentown22: g3t t3h f00k 4way f|20m m3 1 4m ch4rg1ng my :mana:, :n00b:.
wtfpwnt54321: :PLOX: GIVE ME TEH GOLDZ I R SO TEH POORZ.
silentown22: j3suz, STALKBOT!
aL^pLexxy: Wow, you guys are :faggots:. Quit playing :WoW: and try :counter-strike: or something along those lines.

Stalkworthy 

Stalkworthy describes a fine woman , that fine that you manage to get a half mongrel just from seeing her.
Fuck me that chicks Stalkworthy.
Stalkworthy by James November 1, 2004

Stalkerstache 

Definition 1: The obviously false mustache worn when stalking someone, usually in a wacky comedy movie.

Definition 2: The creepy mustache of a stalker. Often a synonym for pedostache.
Example 1: "I'll catch up with you in a minute, I have to get the glue on my stalkerstache to stick to my face before we can start tailing Bob."

Example 2: "Do you see that guy? He has a total stalkerstache."
Stalkerstache by Gigglykiller October 30, 2012
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