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Definition 1: The obviously false mustache worn when stalking someone, usually in a wacky comedy movie.

Definition 2: The creepy mustache of a stalker. Often a synonym for pedostache.
Example 1: "I'll catch up with you in a minute, I have to get the glue on my stalkerstache to stick to my face before we can start tailing Bob."

Example 2: "Do you see that guy? He has a total stalkerstache."
by Gigglykiller May 21, 2012
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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