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stalkbook 

1.) Noun. A name used for a popular college based social webpage becuase of the ease of "researching" other people on it. 2.) Verb. When one does "research" on someone on said popular college based social webpage.
I met Ashley at the bar, found at she went to State, but didn't get her number. So, I looked her up on stalkbook.

Before his blind date, Jon stalkedbooked Lisa.
stalkbook by Bobby B for Free April 25, 2006
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stalkbook 

To cyber-stalk people via Facebook or (heaven forbid) myspace.
Girl 1: Dude, those guys were bomb!
Girl 2: Seriously bomb. Let's go home and stalkbook them!
stalkbook by JMoney Leonhart January 24, 2009

Stalkbook 

The new name for the newest version of Facebook which now shows everybody's status at once on your home page. This helps in the process of stalking people and finding out what they are doing at that moment. Having everybody's status on your home page helps in the stalking proces because there is less clicking to find out what others are doing, it is all there for you.
Person 1: Have you been on stalkbook lately?

Person 2: Yeah I found this really hot chick who I have friended and am now facebook stalking but thanks to the new stalkbook I don't have to type in her name to see what she is doing.
Stalkbook by Johnny M. B. March 26, 2009
Australian slang for Adult pornographic print publications.
Glossy format enables easy removal of fluid spillage.
Most commly read by males and butch lesbians in luchrooms at places of employment.
Known cure for blueballs syndrome.
My stickbooks arrive via mail subscription.
stickbook by gladi June 26, 2008

Starbooks 

The Starbucks cafe located inside of Barnes & Noble book stores.
Did you see all those indie kids writing their poetry and checking their Tumblrs on their over-sized Macbooks over at the Starbooks across the street?
Starbooks by beargonewild October 21, 2010

stalkyoo 

a ship between yeong gi and shin-ae from the webtoon “I love yoo”

AKA the only relevant ship in the whole series 🔪
person 1: I ship yootip
person 2: wtf no stalkyoo is better asshat
stalkyoo by yeet skiis August 7, 2019

Stalkbooker

A person who stalks people on Facebook
stalkbooker
Stalkbooker by WRCphotog January 21, 2010
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murderhobo 

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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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