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Stalkophile 

A combination of a Stalker and a Pedophile.

These people are often disguised as ice cream man selling ice cream, and prey on little kids at the park. Sounds like a ordinary pedophile, but these people follow the little kids home, making them a stalker as well.
Sometimes known as Pedolker.
CHRISTINE YOO are such a Stalkophile.

Stop hitting on that 13 yr old EMILY CHUNG.
Stalkophile by Stalkophile May 22, 2009

Creepass-Stalkophile 

A male who gropes the females "ass" and "tits" when there is absolutely no relationship whatsoever. The male does so, however, in order to show off to an audience who, typically, couldn't give a lesser shit whether he is defiling a vulnerable female or not.
That "Creepass-Stalkophile" better get their hands off my friend or I'm coming over and whooping his nasty little shit covered ass.

stalkapheliac 

a person whom finds value and purpose when they are being stalked.

Actively seeks someone whom stalks.
One that enjoys the tactical operations of veteran stalkers.
One that finds meaning in being pursued, gawked,/ pranked, photographed, creeping out, as a victim of one who stalks.

Adj;
Stalkaholic
"why is she broadcasting where and whens in front of those weirdos ?"

"I think she's a stalkapheliac."
stalkapheliac by PartyHardBoy October 2, 2019
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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