stale face
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1- someone kills a joke; they get the stale face
2- someone says something stupid; they get the stale face
2- someone says something stupid; they get the stale face
stale face by marsean June 5, 2010
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Stale face
the equivalent to the virtual smirk translating to:
really did he just say that?
I know he wasnt talking to me!?
That was totally stupid
Joke is now dead
VARIATIONS
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really did he just say that?
I know he wasnt talking to me!?
That was totally stupid
Joke is now dead
VARIATIONS
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(-____-)<-----
Stale face by Bossxsamp February 25, 2011
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Stole my face
To ingest LSD (or occasionally other hallucinogens) given to you by another person, usually as a gift but sometimes in exchange for other drugs.
Also, to "steal someone's face" is to give them LSD, which they generally consume on the spot.
see also "steal her face", "stole his face", "steal your face", "steal their faces", etc, etc.
Also, to "steal someone's face" is to give them LSD, which they generally consume on the spot.
see also "steal her face", "stole his face", "steal your face", "steal their faces", etc, etc.
Stole my face by Dango Bill December 5, 2009
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john: you ok?, dave: sad face, john: ohhh right, dave: just sad face, john: you n that damn face scale
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