Stage Hard

When you get a boner whilst performing on stage. Unfortunately you can't do much about it and continue performing.

I went to see Equius last week. The actor had such a stage hard when touching that horse. Poor bloke had to face downstage once or twice.

by Kazaliste May 28, 2011

hard stare

The weakling punched the badass, he kicked him as well. Nether did nothing. The badass did hard stare.

In other news there is one less weakling

The bully punched me, I did hard stare

by O_mighty_one_with_wisdom May 14, 2015

Hardcore Shellshock Penis Stage

When the penis is stuck in the boner stage after having an orgasm that it cannot handle.

He cummed so hard that he was stuck in the hardcore shellshock penis stage.

by ChloeV124 December 1, 2016

Stagehand

A person who makes the impossible possible, usually in stupid yet functional ways. They also have to fix everything the actors break. For further information see ninja

Without the stagehands this show would be impossible!

by Thestageman June 9, 2019