Definitions by Kazaliste

Stage Hard 

When you get a boner whilst performing on stage. Unfortunately you can't do much about it and continue performing.

I went to see Equius last week. The actor had such a stage hard when touching that horse. Poor bloke had to face downstage once or twice.

Stage Hard by Kazaliste May 28, 2011

Gleerection 

When an episode of Glee is so good that it gives you a raging hard on. Yes, it happens...

P1: OMG, did you see Glee last night!?
P2: Did I ever! Best episode yet!
P1: Ikr, I had such a Gleerection!
P2: Wow...ok...um, thats weird...
P1: Why?
P2: I had one too XD

Gleerection by Kazaliste May 14, 2011