Stachtin

abby’s boyfriend

Bro did you know that Stachtin is abby’s boyfriend ?

by anonymous December 15, 2021

staching

the practice of eating pistachios

yeah man, i picked up a pound on tuesday and i've been stachin' hard ever since

by thewebguy March 7, 2005

tc stachington

TC Stachington is the bravest soldier 'stache to ever have existed. He carries around a 200 lb man backpack while finding the enemy and eliminating them. TC leaves no one behind. TC will punch you in the face, then down a Shiner Bock with you and explain why you deserved it. TC loves kittens and pussy and they love him back. To steal a phrase from Action Figure therapy, TC is like a "mustache with titties.". Fuckin' Bad Ass.

(Bullets and grenades flying everywhere)
The Enemy: "Where is that American Soldier TC Stachington? Find him!"
TC: "I'm right behind you."
BOOM!

TC: "Man this is too easy."

by classikjane March 9, 2015

Staching

The act of two men rubbing their mustaches together in a sexual or non sexual way.

After a long night of drinking Paul and Todd decided they wanted to push their friendship to the next level by staching.

by KingSoggy July 3, 2019

Staching

the practice of placing mustaches on items in public places.

"see that mannequin over there, I'm gonna stache it"
"let's go staching in this shop"

by themysteriousstache December 16, 2013

Cross Staching

When two guys with mustaches consensually kiss

Bro I was cross staching Craig last night

by LieAwakeToDrink February 27, 2022

shachtini

A shachtini is a female (she/her/they/them) that is very attractive, and what some may call ‘flippable’. Shachtinis aren’t that rare to find especially if you have an eye for them, but when you do see one, you sure will know. But most importantly, is how you say it. If you say it wrong, don’t even bother trying. It’s just not for you. The correct pronunciation goes like this; shach (like Shaq but with a CH (Hebrew accent)) tin (teen) i (like the letter e). Say it with me. Shach - teen - e. Good job. Now don’t fuck this up. You may now use this word wisely.

Yo Nathaniel! Check out that shachtini walking accross the street. Godamn!

Yo Oliver you don’t even know the shachtini I flipped over the weekend. You don’t even knowwww.

by Chambinooch September 8, 2022