Stabbey

A person who has a strong desire to stab the shit out of someone if you insult them or their friends. They may also constantly threaten use of knives in a joking way. Maybe.

Person 1: Yo, Stabbey, can I have your sandwich?
Stabbey: I will stab the shit out of you if you ask for my food ever again

by friend_of_drainpipe September 14, 2020

Stabbed Rat

Something that moves very quickly.

When I hit the nitrous, the car took off like a stabbed rat.

by Smerrk November 1, 2016

stabbed in the back

To be betrayed by one's friends

Jim: Joe slept with my girlfriend. You could say I got stabbed in the back

by The Duke of Banterburry March 10, 2016

stabby

Stabby is a term used to describe individuals who have a strong desire to skulk around in the darkness of night and stab objects with sharp instruments. Often these objects are round and black as they remind the Stabby of their particularly bad experiences when they were small children. Often a Stabby will try and fool you into thinking they are quite intelligent, but close examination will reveal that they are nothing more that a bully looking for a school aged child to tease.

Sorry I am late, my car had an incident with a stabby.

by Kung Of The Duckheads April 15, 2019

Stabby

Stabby is a person that has stabbed someone, but has not been convicted yet.

Chantal said Stabby only stabbed his ex-girlfriend and cousin because he was scared they would take all the drugs from The Traphouse, and Chantal wouldn’t want to pay Stabby’s rent anymore because there was no drug supply left, and Chantal wasn’t gonna be able to Beeze like the Beezer she is.

by Nader Elshamy August 29, 2021

Purple-shirted eye-stabber

The most cleverly disguised criminal in the history of the world. That is, the world created by Cyanide & Happiness.
Usually wears purple shirts, sometimes multiple as a disguise.

1: "Argh, the purple-shirted eye-stabber!"
2: "Relax dude, it's just a Halloween costume"
1: *leaves*
2: *Takes of purple shirt to reveal another purple shirt*

by NightWind November 8, 2010

Pokey Stabby

A long pointy stick made of metal or wood, used to stir or scrape a fatty bowl.

Dude I'm out of grass, but if you hand me that there pokey stabby I might be able to scrape us up a gnarly resin bowl.

by yippykiayaymotherfucker August 25, 2011