stored 

adj. Another word for being 'pumped' or excited.
Discovered when using T9 on a cell phone if you put the keystrokes in for 'pumped' the first thing that comes up is 'stored'

Bob: "Dude, this concert is gonna of the charts!!"
Jim: "Yeah man I'm so stored!"

stored by Ptotheatrick December 30, 2006

stored emotions

emotions that have been built up for a long time and you just fucking go off randomly or have a break down because of it.

did you see what Eva said to josh in the group chat?... I think she has stored emotions

stored emotions by thebeautyofitall June 17, 2019

pee is stored in the balls 

the only true discovery made in man-kind

Scientist one: I have made a discovery!

Scientist 2: What?

Scientist 1: Pee is stored in the balls!

pee is stored in the balls by Walking Snail February 1, 2018

pee is stored in the balls 

God's greatest decision thus far.

Curiosity: "What is the best thing about our pitiful existence?"
Wisdom: "pee is stored in the balls"

pee is stored in the balls by i eat oranges with the peel July 16, 2021

Pee is stored in the balls 

Scientific research conducted by Dr Sum Tin Wong says:

pee is stored in the balls because the balls are nearer to the thing than the kidneys

pee is also deposited more often in to the toilet than cum into woman

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remember pee is stored in the balls

Pee is stored in the balls by Saint Marcellin Champagnat March 25, 2019

grocery stored 

The act of politely ignoring someone in public, as if you were in a grocery store and quickly move to the next aisle..essentially ignoring them, or preventing yourself from being seen.

I saw Gina in Walmart the other day, and to avoid an awkward conversation i quickly grocery stored her and went down another aisle.

grocery stored by Shorty and the basic bitch October 17, 2017

Pee is stored in the balls and math doesn't exist E E

Pee is stored in the balls and math doesn't exist E E means that you pee wherever you want, take more cold showers, go to gym and get buffer and buffer, date and get a girlfriend the THICCer the better, and live like a rat. Then math doesn't exist so what matters is balls, not math. Then battling to be the big E E.

Tony: *pees in basements and outside.

Tony: Pee is stored in the balls and math doesn't exist E E!

Pee is stored in the balls and math doesn't exist E E by GreenHexagon October 10, 2024