On the date of December 23 at midnight you get a ladder and go on
top of your best
friend's house. You then proceed to throw all of your basement children down your best
friend's chimney in a bag. You then go on to jump down the chimney and light the bag on fire. As your best friend and his/her parents come down to see what is happening you see that your best friend's mom is
hot. You then put your best friend's mom in a bag and take her to your house. When you get to your house you dress her up in a Santa costume and fuck the shit out of her.