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Dirty St. Nick
Dirty St. Nick by Cajun King October 23, 2008
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The Dirty St. Nick
When you are done with a one night stand and the girl is passed out, you shit in one of her shoes as if you were St. Nick leaving her a treat.
Dave: "I fucked this girl last night and gave her The Dirty St. Nick"
Steve: "What's a Dirty St. Nick?"
Dave: " I shit in her shoe while she was asleep".
Steve: "What's a Dirty St. Nick?"
Dave: " I shit in her shoe while she was asleep".
The Dirty St. Nick by Ed K75 February 21, 2009
St Nick dick
Dick that is "hung like a wreath". This is interpreted to mean it is round and bushy, and therefore has more in common with the female genitalia.
"Why yes I am that type of nigga to catch a bullet in my teeth,
And call you "St Nick dick" cause you be hung like a wreath!"
- The Pharcyde, "I'm That Type of Nigga"
And call you "St Nick dick" cause you be hung like a wreath!"
- The Pharcyde, "I'm That Type of Nigga"
St Nick dick by TreeWeezel October 4, 2011
The St. Nick
On the date of December 23 at midnight you get a ladder and go on top of your best friend's house. You then proceed to throw all of your basement children down your best friend's chimney in a bag. You then go on to jump down the chimney and light the bag on fire. As your best friend and his/her parents come down to see what is happening you see that your best friend's mom is hot. You then put your best friend's mom in a bag and take her to your house. When you get to your house you dress her up in a Santa costume and fuck the shit out of her.
The St. Nick by Bot1234198 April 19, 2021
St nicks elementary school
A hellhole that nobody likes. Once you see the teachers your like fuckkkkkk my life is about to end
Time to call your parents and tell them your about to be in prison for 10 months
Time to call your parents and tell them your about to be in prison for 10 months
St nicks elementary school by My moms kitchen October 28, 2019
St nicks elementary school
Aka prison; a hell hole that 0 people like; a pointless part of your life; a waste of time; everyone vapes bc they are just to cool for everyone else; full of fake hoes; gives u big depression; everything about this school sucks
- *teacher sees a non clear waterbottle* “automatic suspension because your drinking sprite!!”
- all the work makes u wanna kms
- 7th grade pedophile teacher
- ^^gym coaches
- perky af principal that needs to stfu
- no escaping now🥵
- *teacher sees a non clear waterbottle* “automatic suspension because your drinking sprite!!”
- all the work makes u wanna kms
- 7th grade pedophile teacher
- ^^gym coaches
- perky af principal that needs to stfu
- no escaping now🥵
St nicks elementary school by My moms kitchen October 28, 2019
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