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SquishyJ 

Formerly known as "SquishyJelly" by his peers, SquishyJ is a wholesome charismatic lovable gay Daily Chatter, who brings smiles to all those he encounters. Most notorious for his series "Lalaland" a series of Geometry Dash levels in which multiple Daily Chatters collaborate to make a fun product.
"Hohoho Lalaland by SquishyJ should get rated"
SquishyJ by o0LilAce0o February 15, 2021
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Squishy Typing 

When you spill your beverage into your keyboard and instead of draining it out, like a normal person, you continue typing like nothing happened much to the bemusement of those who witnessed the spill. Squishy Typing is no delicate matter and practitioners usually have an “Own It!” type mentality. Squishy Typers never tickle the keyboard like an Elmo doll on the cold Christmas morning of 1996. Rather, they opt to pound the keys with the renewed vigor of a frustrated Ludwig van Beethoven raging at the heavens during a tsunami.
Jo: Just picked up my coffee off the warmer as someone asked me a question. I swung around and bonked the edge of my monitor and dumped half the cup in my keyboard...

Levi: I'd like to be sympathetic, but I'm too busy laughing. Hopefully, it was a cheap-o, wired keyboard?

Jo: It is. It's a work keyboard so I’m just squishy typing now.

Levi: I smell a UD entry. Squishy Typing

Jo: Ew Ew!! I'll get Darren on it.

Jo: Confession: I may have baited you into the UD recommendation so I could incorporate our conversation into the example...

Levi: Haha. That makes sense.

Darren: Done.
Squishy Typing by Darren Besert November 27, 2017

Squishysexual 

A heightened sexual attraction to a Squishy cute adorable person.
Friend: Are you straight, bisexual or gay?
Me: I identify as a Squishysexual.
Squishysexual by Pretty Little Girl January 24, 2020

squishy weasel 

when you cum in your pants getting a lap dance at the strip club.
She's hot, Im going to get a "squishy weasel" from her in the VIP room.
squishy weasel by ozzydog July 2, 2008

Squishy Pants 

Basically a mommy's boy. He appears to be a bit fruity at times and likes to be babied. He's a softy but not in a good way. He also may be a bit of a chicken.
I would never want to date him! He's such a squishy pants!
Squishy Pants by HarnMonster January 28, 2010

squishy jam 

The act of sexual intercourse with a flaccid penis. Squishy jamming is often very embarrassing and extremely frustrating. A not uncommon side effect of heavy alcohol abuse.
Melissa and Pat are always making embarrassing peanut butter and squishy jam sandwiches.
squishy jam by Dr. Porkenstein October 25, 2010

Squishy Pap 

A dog which, when you pinch the skin on the side of it's face, the skin is easily manipulate and can be stretched to great lengths.
"look at this dog, he's a squishy pap"
Squishy Pap by LupuSamor January 6, 2017
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