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I only hoped that the Covid epidemic would have spaced the seating arrangements with the time given to make my $5 to $15 to $150 and more seat, more roomy at theatres and sports arenas. I like to be comfortable. I am embarrassed when my cowboy hat hits my date sitting next to me or my neighbor's lap behind me and there is no place to set my hat down during a Garth's Brook's concert. My lady likes to dress up to the nine's going out and it upsets me if her pretty dress from gets stepped on or rained on with soda or beer water by patron's squeezing by to get to their seats. I am still sharing a cup holder for a $5 drink and using my lap for hotdogs and popcorn. I know, more seats, more money. Do we really enjoy that stress at a show? It seems that it would create more conflict especially if your knees hit the backs of someone's seat in front of you and that person is not so nice. Am I the only one who feels like this? Squishme, is for sitting next to two strangers on either side with no room for a coat and thank God some seats have arm rest, because that's all that would be dividing me from my new show buddy or they would be sitting on me.
I love to going to the outdoor shows where I can bring my own seat, because I don't have to worry about those squishme seats and ruining my clothes.
Squishme by Mikolis June 9, 2022
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squished up 

A polite way of calling someone fat.
Mommy your not fat, your just squished up.
squished up by Truthteller85 June 29, 2016

Squishmallows

Squishmallows = good.
Squishmallows by 25IMF March 13, 2020

Squished ham 

Squished ham.....the technique of pressing one's junk up against the shower glass to horrify the person on the other side.....
I gave my girlfriend the ole squished ham when she came to use the bathroom while iI was in the shower.
I'll Have An All Syrup Squishee
Squishee by Seagulls Of Santa!!! October 9, 2008

squishment

to almost do away with, or almost put an end to. Quite similar to the word "squashment," just not rising to the same level of severity.
The investigative reporter, by getting pinned to the gate while filming the drug lord's van enter the compound, was lucky she only suffered a little squishment when the driver stopped in the nick of time when she screamed, then backing up...another two or three feet or so, and that reporter would have been yet another example of squashment.
squishment by jaxmeov November 2, 2009

squished tadpole

When a drunk old man takes his schlong out and rams it into a window while yelling out the phrase "Squished tadpole! Squished Tadpole!" Often done while over consuming cheap and hard alcohol.
I was relaxing in my car the other day and I looked over and seen Gaylords squished Tadpole.
squished tadpole by Hcaz Sakraf November 29, 2006