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Squishmitten 

Quite simply a vagina. This comes from how it fits around you like a squishy mitten.
How'd your date go? I beat the squishmitten up all night.
Squishmitten by Lewisville Slugga February 26, 2010

DJ Squishmitten

Rapper/Producer, Co-founder of Roadhouse Ent., Member of the Roadhouse Crew, executive produced such club hits as Booty Sweat, Booty Sweat(remix), Ice Cream Blow Job
Man dat new DJ Squishmitten song iz HOT!
DJ Squishmitten by Lewisville Slugga February 28, 2010

Squishpit 

Area between the anus and base of the penis. Commonly referred to as perineum or gooch.
What a kick in the squishpit.
Squishpit by PinkPanther14 August 7, 2010

squishcount 

The number of casualties in an accident, terrorist attack, natural disaster or in another catastrophe. The bodycount.
"Dude, did you hear about that freak earthquake today? I'll have to check the news to get an update on the squishcount!"
squishcount by UberDoom November 9, 2012

swishcuits 

A biscuit with swish cheese soaked in cum.
"Yo man lets go into the basement and make some swishcuits."
swishcuits by Thewy July 25, 2020

Squishocity 

I had to test the squishocity of the eggs.
Squishocity by Adjectivequeen June 19, 2022