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Squishcuit

When you bake a biscuit - commonly one using healthier ingredients like banana and oats - it doesn't cook to become crisp and crunchy, but is still classified as a biscuit. Hence it is a squishy biscuit ... a squishcuit.
Try this squishcuit I made. It is a biscuit but with no crunch and is a bit squishy, so it is called a squishcuit!
Squishcuit by Emaysie! January 9, 2025
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Squishmitten 

Quite simply a vagina. This comes from how it fits around you like a squishy mitten.
How'd your date go? I beat the squishmitten up all night.
Squishmitten by Lewisville Slugga February 26, 2010

DJ Squishmitten

Rapper/Producer, Co-founder of Roadhouse Ent., Member of the Roadhouse Crew, executive produced such club hits as Booty Sweat, Booty Sweat(remix), Ice Cream Blow Job
Man dat new DJ Squishmitten song iz HOT!
DJ Squishmitten by Lewisville Slugga February 28, 2010

Squishpit 

Area between the anus and base of the penis. Commonly referred to as perineum or gooch.
What a kick in the squishpit.
Squishpit by PinkPanther14 August 7, 2010

squishcount 

The number of casualties in an accident, terrorist attack, natural disaster or in another catastrophe. The bodycount.
"Dude, did you hear about that freak earthquake today? I'll have to check the news to get an update on the squishcount!"
squishcount by UberDoom November 9, 2012

swishcuits 

A biscuit with swish cheese soaked in cum.
"Yo man lets go into the basement and make some swishcuits."
swishcuits by Thewy July 25, 2020

Squishocity 

The state of how squishy something is
I had to test the squishocity of the eggs.
Squishocity by Adjectivequeen June 19, 2022
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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