Squirrels!

Squirrels: An interjectory word used to notify a friend that their attention and conversation are bouncing around like a labrador with ADHD at a squirrel festival.

So Jennifer asked me to go with her to ohmigawd did I tell you about this place with the fountain? So I texted her back and anyway you've got to see my new iPhone it's so amazing I've got to show you the YouTube about the guy drawing on one. Ooooh, let's stop for ice cream and oh wow do you see that blond guy? ohmig...

SQUIRRELS!

Where!?!?

Squirrels! by Duxall Inarow July 5, 2010

Squirrels 

Testicles

You've got a huge pair of squirrels on you, mate.

Fuck me, I've got a sharp pain in my squirrels.

Squirrels by testicheese December 24, 2019

squirrels 

Quite possibly the most evil animals on earth. Behind their cute, adorable facade lies an evil beast waiting to destroy us all. The most evil ones are the Black Canadian variety.

One day walking through the woods, some squirrels decided to attack me, but I managed to fend them off with a near-by branch.

squirrels by Justin Thorson January 14, 2009

squirrels 

A slang terms used to alert your nearby friend of hot girls without alerting the entire area of your desire to ram at will.

After stopping at Subway, Richard said "Squirrels". To my surprise there was a hot 17 year old serving and her two hotter friends in the corner filling out applications as my pants were filling out to a nice sized tent.

squirrels by RDC June 1, 2005

Squirrels 

Some animal with rabies that u will love till the end of da world

"OMG! NO WAY SQUIRRELS!"

Squirrels by KickAssBob February 16, 2009

squirrels 

The coolest animal to ever walk the planet. They are going to talke over the world one day,they are our masters.

maria: what is a squirrel?

fred: only the coolest animal ever man.

maria: cool dude, i'm going to go join the squirrel club and do something that will help all squirrels everywhere.

fred: nice.

squirrels by Wayne Cambell December 21, 2006

Squirrels 

A provident "drug user" according to William S. Burroughs 1966 book "Naked Lunch"

"Provident junkies known as squirrels, keep stashes against a bust."

Squirrels by neomaya October 9, 2009