Squinji

The philosophical study of everything that exists in the universe and the insignificance of humanity.

The concept was created by Squinja Cheddar in the year 1205 along with the Book of Squinji.

Reginald is a philosopher who studies Squinji thoroughly.

by Bean Toaster March 31, 2022

squinis

a squid penis.

came to life because of the manga for splatoon, where squinis is often shown.

“lemme slurp that squinis”

by squinis June 29, 2019

squinj

An expletive often used on IRC.

Squinj you!
Get the squinj out!

by Bruce28492 February 4, 2008

Squinja

This refers to a squirrel with ninja skills often found in urban areas. Exceptionally large population found near Denver, CO near Angie Bartolino's workplace.

Beware of the squinjas, they are nut for nuts.

by Zoe Bee February 16, 2010

squinilius

An exclamation used after encountering something surprising, sexually exciting, or scandalous.

Say suddenly a beautiful shirtless man or woman appears in your line of sight unexpectedly, one might say, "ooo, squinilius!"

May be used when referring to one's kids, i.e. "I have many squinilii running around"

"That jawline, oh my squinilius... "

"SQUINILIUS this car is really cold!"

by ca$$anova February 29, 2020

Squinion

The official currency of the domestic feline.

I sat on the keyboard and made a ton of squinions on etrade today while my hoomin was out.

by Cycstorm August 25, 2008

squinj

something so horrible it can not be expressed in real words, only as "Squinj"

What the squinj was that? Sounded like a squinjing T-Rex eating a baby... Squinj!

by HomerSexual February 5, 2008