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Squimbus 

Stupid fucking tiny cat owned by some angry Jamaican man.
"Squimbus you can't eat glass!!!"
Squimbus by Koko's Grindr Account August 19, 2022
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When a pussy ass man, that is 75 years old, and also on viagra, cums onto a sour taco pizza of a vagina.
Sharqueefa: How’s that pussy ass dad of yours?

Laquarious: Being a Squimpus, as usual!
It’s what thicc bootied curly haired women get called by their boyfriends.
Larissa, squmbus of the loins. A marvelous horse girl, known for her squmbazoidal qualities.
squmbus by teejthedeej January 9, 2023
When a ninja squirrel comes out of nowhere and ambushes you; usually by jumping out of a tree, and onto or at you.
I was walking my dog in the park last Tuesday, when this ninja sqirrel came out of nowhere and attacked me; it was a squambush.
A head shape that is both square romboidal
Christian's head was squamboitley shaped hence it was squambus
squambus by R1ce June 15, 2022
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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