Squiggly Dick

A penis that is very curvy and squiggly in shape. It also has the ability to wiggle like a snake.

Your mum - "Hey what are you looking at?"

You - "my squiggly dick"

by Yeefity queefity August 23, 2018

squiggledick, squiggle dick

(N,V)

1-A boy with inferior facial hair, or a woman with significant facial hair. OR MULLET!!

2- A real douche, cries to girls about his problems. One with inferior intelligence, and lack of general ability to perform ANYTHING

3- One who claims or desires to be good at an athletic event, but is a second rate, 3rd string degenerate who was most likely strained through the streets.

Jason- Dude, he's a real squiggledick
Bob- A what?
Jason- Just look at his mustache, and the tears in his eyes. He's a real live "squiggledick, squiggle dick"

by snagtag October 6, 2009

Dirty Little Squiggléy Dick

A filthy penis that is stubby and shaped like a corkscrew.

Shalev: Man look at that penis! It looks like a deranged giraffe elbow!
Ima: No way it looks more like a Dirty Little Squiggléy Dick.

by dan_gleewang January 22, 2021

Dick Squiggle

a wiggling or squirming device used to stick up a girl's pussy or ass

I" totally boned this bitch with my dick squiggle!"

by white person from somewhere April 26, 2009

Squiggledick

A penis that is curved or misshapen in anyway.

Denise- the guy had a real squiggledick last night

Grace- Gross!!

by Havingdomeonchrome April 2, 2017

SQUIGGLE DIGGLE FIGGLE PICKLE WICKLE UGLY CRUSTY DUSTY MOTHER FUCKING UNICORN MONIBROW UGLY ASS TICKLE DICKLE TIPSON BILLY BURGUR BOY BING BONG BACKER DOOEY

The most creative insult to get called on discord when you are the owner of the server

Owner(undercover): Do you think this server is run by idiots?
Troll: IF YOU WERE A MOD I THINK SO YES WITH UR SQUIGGLE DIGGLE FIGGLE PICKLE WICKLE UGLY CRUSTY DUSTY MOTHER FUCKING UNICORN MONIBROW UGLY ASS TICKLE DICKLE TIPSON BILLY BURGUR BOY BING BONG BACKER DOOEY

by Lemons<3_doyoumissme? January 7, 2023