Squiggly Dick
Squiggly Dick by Yeefity queefity August 23, 2018
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squiggledick, squiggle dick
(N,V)
1-A boy with inferior facial hair, or a woman with significant facial hair. OR MULLET!!
2- A real douche, cries to girls about his problems. One with inferior intelligence, and lack of general ability to perform ANYTHING
3- One who claims or desires to be good at an athletic event, but is a second rate, 3rd string degenerate who was most likely strained through the streets.
1-A boy with inferior facial hair, or a woman with significant facial hair. OR MULLET!!
2- A real douche, cries to girls about his problems. One with inferior intelligence, and lack of general ability to perform ANYTHING
3- One who claims or desires to be good at an athletic event, but is a second rate, 3rd string degenerate who was most likely strained through the streets.
Jason- Dude, he's a real squiggledick
Bob- A what?
Jason- Just look at his mustache, and the tears in his eyes. He's a real live "squiggledick, squiggle dick"
Bob- A what?
Jason- Just look at his mustache, and the tears in his eyes. He's a real live "squiggledick, squiggle dick"
squiggledick, squiggle dick by snagtag October 6, 2009
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Dirty Little Squiggléy Dick
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Dirty Little Squiggléy Dick by dan_gleewang January 22, 2021
Dick Squiggle
Dick Squiggle by white person from somewhere April 26, 2009
Squiggledick
Squiggledick by Havingdomeonchrome April 2, 2017
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