squiffle 

To leave less than a full portion of something in a misguided effort to be polite.

Sometimes this is an attempt to avoid guilt for consuming the last portion. Most commonly used in reference to food, but can be used with supplies and materials.

"My sister squiffled the cookies."
(She left just one in the package, rather than simply finishing the package.)

squiffle by Brian Sago July 8, 2004

squiffle 

The combined act of shuffling over and squishing together to make room for someone to sit down.

"If you squiffle a bit I'm sure we can fit four on the sofa."

squiffle by Jamedeme July 30, 2008

Squiffle 

To persuade someone (Usually a parent) to let you get/do something they wouldn't normally allow. Often associated with cuteness.

"I'm going to be trying to squiffle my Dad into letting us get a cat over the next few days"

Or

"Hey, guess what?! I got a pony!!"

"Wow, how'd you manage that?!"

"Well.. lets just say that a certain amount of squiffling went on over the holidays.."

Squiffle by Theycallmesquiffer January 12, 2012

Squiffle 

When a large, lanky dog eg, an Irish Wolfhound, behaves in a ridiculous and playful manner. Often rolling around on the ground and contorting to shapes not thought possible given the size of the dog.

Our wolfhound often has a squiffle on the floor when she is a bit excited.

Squiffle by Flozchops June 3, 2025

Squiffle Squaff

When a male rubs his sweaty nutsack over an unsuspecting sleeping victims forehead, resulting in a sound that if spelled out in words would be "Squiffle Squaff"

Only works when the nutsack is sweaty. If not sweaty, it will not make a sound, it will just tickle the victims forehead.

I gave Martha a good squiffle squaff yesterday at that party.

Squiffle Squaff by "Sketchy" Mike September 17, 2007

squffle 

When you grab-hug and cuddle-rub a person or animal in an endearing but dominating way, leaving any hair or feathers in a right old mess.

A cross between "squeze" and "ruffle"

Variations:
squffles
squffleing
squffled

"Look at that squirrel! I would love to squffle him up"

"Your dog is being naughty again, must be time to squffle him up" *squffles him up*

squffle by Buzeak March 10, 2023

Squaffle 

To collect your trash or old appliances for disposal into a selected business dumpster, typically in the wee hours.

I squaffled my old oven at K-Mart.

Squaffle by Cruziana June 20, 2020