squiffle

The combined act of shuffling over and squishing together to make room for someone to sit down.

"If you squiffle a bit I'm sure we can fit four on the sofa."

by Jamedeme June 02, 2006

Pauk

1. The popping sound made when an object is removed from a moist area of suction such as a mouth or a bum hole.

2. Pauking of anykind is always loud and squishy.

Oh, that was loud. Own up! Who pauked?

by Jamedeme May 30, 2006