Definitions by Jamedeme

squiffle 

The combined act of shuffling over and squishing together to make room for someone to sit down.

"If you squiffle a bit I'm sure we can fit four on the sofa."

squiffle by Jamedeme July 30, 2008

Pauk 

1. The popping sound made when an object is removed from a moist area of suction such as a mouth or a bum hole.

2. Pauking of anykind is always loud and squishy.

Oh, that was loud. Own up! Who pauked?

Pauk by Jamedeme June 1, 2006