Jamedeme's definitions

Pauk

1. The popping sound made when an object is removed from a moist area of suction such as a mouth or a bum hole.

2. Pauking of anykind is always loud and squishy.

Oh, that was loud. Own up! Who pauked?

by Jamedeme June 1, 2006

squiffle

The combined act of shuffling over and squishing together to make room for someone to sit down.

"If you squiffle a bit I'm sure we can fit four on the sofa."

by Jamedeme July 30, 2008