Squiddium

A neurotic, unbalanced, pathetiman that can't stay out of your food. Always pandering for the next underserved praise, tolerable only in short bursts, otherwise insufferable. Will steal your blanket and dinner if given half the chance. Slithers on the regular. Resembles a fish, smells like one too.

"Who's that slithering around all pathetic like?"
"Oh, that's just Squiddium, he's probably looking for a crumb of love"

by CFudSensations November 2, 2020

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Squidding

When you ride like an asshole or above your limits. Squids don't wear any proper riding gear. Squids typically ride a Suzuki, and don't give to shits about anyone,or their bike

Jim.. You need to stop squidding.. It's fucking dumb

by -Mr.YummiR6 May 6, 2014

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Squidding

Typically a sedentary activity in which a person acts like an agitated or otherwise unproductive squid. Levels of agitation may vary from lethargic to furious. One may squid due to exhaustion, being annoyed, in pain, depressed, upset or any other reason deemed valid by the squidder.

Friend: "What's up?"
Squidder: "༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽"
Friend: "what... o_o"
Squidder: "IM SQUIDDING"
Friend: "Squidding??"
Squidder: "Long day, I'm exhausted. So yeah, I'm squidding"
Friend: "What the fuck is that??"
Squidder: "Just laying around like a fucking squid"
Friend: "K.."

by Flobsmack February 6, 2020

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