Squiddium 

A neurotic, unbalanced, pathetiman that can't stay out of your food. Always pandering for the next underserved praise, tolerable only in short bursts, otherwise insufferable. Will steal your blanket and dinner if given half the chance. Slithers on the regular. Resembles a fish, smells like one too.

"Who's that slithering around all pathetic like?"
"Oh, that's just Squiddium, he's probably looking for a crumb of love"

Squiddium by CFudSensations November 2, 2020

Squidding 

When you ride like an asshole or above your limits. Squids don't wear any proper riding gear. Squids typically ride a Suzuki, and don't give to shits about anyone,or their bike

Jim.. You need to stop squidding.. It's fucking dumb

Squidding by -Mr.YummiR6 May 6, 2014

Squidding 

Typically a sedentary activity in which a person acts like an agitated or otherwise unproductive squid. Levels of agitation may vary from lethargic to furious. One may squid due to exhaustion, being annoyed, in pain, depressed, upset or any other reason deemed valid by the squidder.

Friend: "What's up?"
Squidder: "༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽"
Friend: "what... o_o"
Squidder: "IM SQUIDDING"
Friend: "Squidding??"
Squidder: "Long day, I'm exhausted. So yeah, I'm squidding"
Friend: "What the fuck is that??"
Squidder: "Just laying around like a fucking squid"
Friend: "K.."

Squidding by Flobsmack February 6, 2020

Squidditch 

The act of playing Quidditch but when you're a squid.

Squid played Squidditch with his tentacles.

Squidditch by SquidMCSquid May 12, 2010

Squiddin Out 

When your dog lays on the ground, itching their back and face while legs flail and pushes off of your furniture.

*Dog rolling erratically on the ground*
Man 1: "What the heck is your dog doing?"
Man 2: "Watch out, she's squiddin out!"

Squiddin Out by TreynocTheGod November 27, 2017

Squiddick 

It is a dick on a squid, usually very tiny and slimy.

Ex 1: Guuuurrrl that dudes got a Squiddick!
Ex 2: Your mom has a squiddick!!!!

Squiddick by Kingeroo November 30, 2010

Squidding 

The masturbatory act of massaging the head of your cock in a squid-like motion.

Dude I was squidding so hard last night I inked all over my computer!

Squidding by UmfangMeister March 5, 2011