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Squiddium 

A neurotic, unbalanced, pathetiman that can't stay out of your food. Always pandering for the next underserved praise, tolerable only in short bursts, otherwise insufferable. Will steal your blanket and dinner if given half the chance. Slithers on the regular. Resembles a fish, smells like one too.
"Who's that slithering around all pathetic like?"
"Oh, that's just Squiddium, he's probably looking for a crumb of love"
Squiddium by CFudSensations November 2, 2020
Words you can keep

Squidding 

When you ride like an asshole or above your limits. Squids don't wear any proper riding gear. Squids typically ride a Suzuki, and don't give to shits about anyone,or their bike
Jim.. You need to stop squidding.. It's fucking dumb
Squidding by -Mr.YummiR6 May 6, 2014

Squidding 

Typically a sedentary activity in which a person acts like an agitated or otherwise unproductive squid. Levels of agitation may vary from lethargic to furious. One may squid due to exhaustion, being annoyed, in pain, depressed, upset or any other reason deemed valid by the squidder.
Friend: "What's up?"
Squidder: "༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽"
Friend: "what... o_o"
Squidder: "IM SQUIDDING"
Friend: "Squidding??"
Squidder: "Long day, I'm exhausted. So yeah, I'm squidding"
Friend: "What the fuck is that??"
Squidder: "Just laying around like a fucking squid"
Friend: "K.."
Squidding by Flobsmack February 6, 2020

Squidditch 

The act of playing Quidditch but when you're a squid.
Squid played Squidditch with his tentacles.
Squidditch by SquidMCSquid May 12, 2010

Squiddin Out 

When your dog lays on the ground, itching their back and face while legs flail and pushes off of your furniture.
*Dog rolling erratically on the ground*
Man 1: "What the heck is your dog doing?"
Man 2: "Watch out, she's squiddin out!"
Squiddin Out by TreynocTheGod November 27, 2017

Squiddick 

It is a dick on a squid, usually very tiny and slimy.
Ex 1: Guuuurrrl that dudes got a Squiddick!
Ex 2: Your mom has a squiddick!!!!
Squiddick by Kingeroo November 30, 2010

Squidding 

The masturbatory act of massaging the head of your cock in a squid-like motion.
Dude I was squidding so hard last night I inked all over my computer!
Squidding by UmfangMeister March 5, 2011
More from Urban Dictionary

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
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