Squiddick

It is a dick on a squid, usually very tiny and slimy.

Ex 1: Guuuurrrl that dudes got a Squiddick!
Ex 2: Your mom has a squiddick!!!!

by Kingeroo November 30, 2010

Squiddick

When your dick is weirdly shaped a probably moist

He's cute but he has a squiddick

by Moistrollingpin February 21, 2019

Squidding

When you ride like an asshole or above your limits. Squids don't wear any proper riding gear. Squids typically ride a Suzuki, and don't give to shits about anyone,or their bike

Jim.. You need to stop squidding.. It's fucking dumb

by -Mr.YummiR6 May 6, 2014

Squidding

Typically a sedentary activity in which a person acts like an agitated or otherwise unproductive squid. Levels of agitation may vary from lethargic to furious. One may squid due to exhaustion, being annoyed, in pain, depressed, upset or any other reason deemed valid by the squidder.

Friend: "What's up?"
Squidder: "༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽"
Friend: "what... o_o"
Squidder: "IM SQUIDDING"
Friend: "Squidding??"
Squidder: "Long day, I'm exhausted. So yeah, I'm squidding"
Friend: "What the fuck is that??"
Squidder: "Just laying around like a fucking squid"
Friend: "K.."

by Flobsmack February 6, 2020

Squidditch

The act of playing Quidditch but when you're a squid.

Squid played Squidditch with his tentacles.

by SquidMCSquid May 12, 2010

Squiddin Out

When your dog lays on the ground, itching their back and face while legs flail and pushes off of your furniture.

*Dog rolling erratically on the ground*
Man 1: "What the heck is your dog doing?"
Man 2: "Watch out, she's squiddin out!"

by TreynocTheGod November 27, 2017

Squidding

The masturbatory act of massaging the head of your cock in a squid-like motion.

Dude I was squidding so hard last night I inked all over my computer!

by UmfangMeister March 5, 2011