A male that gets sexual pleasure from penetration between sofa cushions, would usually be a person of aspirations sofa because it has their scent.
"I went to Sarah's last night and it was all going well until she vomited and ran off to bed on her own, I was so horny I squiblaged her couch, it was great because it was leather and still had her sweat on it.
An equation stating the gravitational weathering divided by the subjunctive equation of 4.2 recurring. Commonly used within the contiguous deceleration of the oesophagus. Founded by Christopher Tucker in 2043.
Hey, my oesophagus isn't ramificated to the power of 3.
Have you tried the squidulation formula?
The formulation consisting of the subjunctive equation (4.2 recurring) divided by the gravitational weathering. Conticulatively used on the oesophagus when a patient undergoes membrane detrimentality. Founded by Christopher Tucker in 1992, Cambridge University.
Have you performed squidulation on your oesophagus today?
No I haven't. Thanks for reminding me. What's the equation again?
Subjunctive equation over gravitational weathering.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!