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Squiblage 

A male that gets sexual pleasure from penetration between sofa cushions, would usually be a person of aspirations sofa because it has their scent.
"I went to Sarah's last night and it was all going well until she vomited and ran off to bed on her own, I was so horny I squiblaged her couch, it was great because it was leather and still had her sweat on it.
Squiblage by Gary Glyttre February 18, 2019
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squidulation 

An equation stating the gravitational weathering divided by the subjunctive equation of 4.2 recurring. Commonly used within the contiguous deceleration of the oesophagus. Founded by Christopher Tucker in 2043.
Hey, my oesophagus isn't ramificated to the power of 3.
Have you tried the squidulation formula?
squidulation by anonymous May 26, 2022

squidulation 

The formulation consisting of the subjunctive equation (4.2 recurring) divided by the gravitational weathering. Conticulatively used on the oesophagus when a patient undergoes membrane detrimentality. Founded by Christopher Tucker in 1992, Cambridge University.
Have you performed squidulation on your oesophagus today?

No I haven't. Thanks for reminding me. What's the equation again?

Subjunctive equation over gravitational weathering.

Thanks honeybun!

Squibalating

When you platonically have sex with someone
Me and John squibilated Last Night

We love squibalating

Pronunciations:
Squib-ah-lay-ting

Squib-i-lay-ting
Squibalating by TheMrSquib November 25, 2023

Squibalating

"me and John like to go squibalating"
Squibalating by MrSquib January 9, 2024
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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