squidulation 

An equation stating the gravitational weathering divided by the subjunctive equation of 4.2 recurring. Commonly used within the contiguous deceleration of the oesophagus. Founded by Christopher Tucker in 2043.

Hey, my oesophagus isn't ramificated to the power of 3.
Have you tried the squidulation formula?

squidulation by anonymous May 26, 2022

squidulation 

The formulation consisting of the subjunctive equation (4.2 recurring) divided by the gravitational weathering. Conticulatively used on the oesophagus when a patient undergoes membrane detrimentality. Founded by Christopher Tucker in 1992, Cambridge University.

Have you performed squidulation on your oesophagus today?

No I haven't. Thanks for reminding me. What's the equation again?

Subjunctive equation over gravitational weathering.

Thanks honeybun!

squidulation by christophertucker May 26, 2022

Squadlationship 

When you're in a relationship with your whole squad

Who needs a bae when you can get a squadlationship?

squad bae relationship relationships squad goals

Squadlationship by thatmanadrian April 25, 2015

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016