Squeezer Teaser 

When someone grabs a guys dick and starts jerking him off to pleasure him then when he isn’t expecting it they punch him in the nuts dropping him to the ground.

I’m still In pain from last light, I thought I was going to get lucky but she ended up giving me a squeezer teaser instead

Squeezer Teaser by Fordman95 March 25, 2022

Over the Pants Squeeze Tease 

An accidental dick-grab when one is unbalanced or falling over and reaches for something to grab onto for support. This usually lasts for a short period of time, followed by a considerable amount of awkwardness, so it is considered a 'tease' rather than a full squeeze job. Bonus points getting the whole hand around the girth of the penis.

When I was at the ice skating rink last week, I gave my friend an over the pants squeeze tease, after which I bruised my tailbone on the ice.

Over the Pants Squeeze Tease by puglover90 December 9, 2014

Tease and squeeze

It is prison slang, which means "torture and murder".

ex. I was put to prison for "tease and squeeze".

ex. I was put to prison for "tease and squeeze".

Tease and squeeze by The albanian translator November 12, 2009

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008