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Over the Pants Squeeze Tease 

An accidental dick-grab when one is unbalanced or falling over and reaches for something to grab onto for support. This usually lasts for a short period of time, followed by a considerable amount of awkwardness, so it is considered a 'tease' rather than a full squeeze job. Bonus points getting the whole hand around the girth of the penis.
When I was at the ice skating rink last week, I gave my friend an over the pants squeeze tease, after which I bruised my tailbone on the ice.

Tease and squeeze

It is prison slang, which means "torture and murder".

ex. I was put to prison for "tease and squeeze".
ex. I was put to prison for "tease and squeeze".