squeener 

A square wiener. A prizm shaped phallus.

Nothing fits tighter in a round hole than a squeener.

squeener by luckyboots July 2, 2006

Squeener 

A thin long penis, the opposite of a chode. Can also be compared to a pencil-dick.

dude i did you here about johns pencil-dick? Yea i heard it was a reel squeener.

Squeener by original squeen November 22, 2011

Hog Squeezer 

A male who masturbates to a female streamer on Twitch. Even if the content is decidedly non-sexual.

The hog squeezer in chat said, "I'm squeezing my hog to this. Gonna keep doing it even if you ban me."

Hog Squeezer by mcphersonmike June 29, 2020

bread squeezer 

A person who is so awful, that they go into a grocery store and squeeze the loaves of bread.

Gerry is such a jerk, I bet he's a bread squeezer.

bread squeezer by Dinkleburguuu February 10, 2015

Squeeker 

A person who has yet to meet the age of puberty and compensates for their lack of adult hood or skill in the game by the butchering of the English language with their high voices by stringing together profanity after profanity. commonly found playing any online game with voice chat such as Halo.

Masterspaz: God.. that person was annoying

Blastzilla: Squeekers,not much you can do except muting them

Squeeker by Seph MacLeod October 7, 2008

bar squeezer

the bartender wipes down a dirty bar, squeezes it into a shot glass..and promptly serves it to some drunken douche nozzle

the dude was obnoxious, so i had the bartender serve him a bar squeezer on me

bar squeezer by boomer315 January 20, 2011

Dick-squeezer

Basically an asshole. A person that is annoying or has wronged you in some way.

Brian: Thomas stole my iPod
Austin: Wow, what a dick-squeezer

Dick-squeezer by Lockerguy178 May 8, 2009