squeeger

That random noise she makes in the middle of the night when you grab her by the pussy

Slipped a finger in my girl last night and she let put a squeeger.

by Nikamaye December 17, 2024

Hog Squeezer

A male who masturbates to a female streamer on Twitch. Even if the content is decidedly non-sexual.

The hog squeezer in chat said, "I'm squeezing my hog to this. Gonna keep doing it even if you ban me."

by mcphersonmike June 29, 2020

bread squeezer

A person who is so awful, that they go into a grocery store and squeeze the loaves of bread.

Gerry is such a jerk, I bet he's a bread squeezer.

by Dinkleburguuu February 10, 2015

Squeeker

A person who has yet to meet the age of puberty and compensates for their lack of adult hood or skill in the game by the butchering of the English language with their high voices by stringing together profanity after profanity. commonly found playing any online game with voice chat such as Halo.

Masterspaz: God.. that person was annoying

Blastzilla: Squeekers,not much you can do except muting them

by Seph MacLeod October 7, 2008

German Squeegee

The act of pressing your buttcheeks against a pane of glass and farting. This can be done while your pants are still on, but the act is best visualized without pants -- and from the other side of the glass, for optimal viewing. For an even better visual, you may perform this act while suffering from diarrhea, but be careful to avoid the inevitable splash and collateral coverage.

You know the German Squeegee Bob butt-pressed on the bank's front window? He must have had the Hershey Squirts something fierce because they still haven't been able to clean it off. Seriously, it looks like someone shot a turd at the window at Mach 3!

by Donkey Punching Queen July 14, 2011

Vanderwallen Squeegee

The act of emptying out a used condom so that it can be re-worn by a second male, usually for use on the same woman.

Example #1 Tyler and Jeremy didn't have enough rubbers to both do her, so they pulled a Vanderwallen Squeegee.

Example #2 Pulling a Vanderwallen Squeegee is still safer than going bareback when you're tagging a cougar.

by Bob Madden August 21, 2007

Headlight Squeegee

An act performed after sloppy anal sex where a man slams his dirty meat on his woman's chest and tightly squeezes her tits together. Using the tits (headlights) as a squeegee, the man will pull his dick out, leaving a squeaky clean cock and the anal residue between his partner's breasts.

Angelina took laxatives before anal with Justin. Since Justin doesn't like mud on his helmet, he performed the headlight squeegee to clean his cock.

by mrrab June 11, 2015