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Hog Squeezer 

A male who masturbates to a female streamer on Twitch. Even if the content is decidedly non-sexual.
The hog squeezer in chat said, "I'm squeezing my hog to this. Gonna keep doing it even if you ban me."
Hog Squeezer by mcphersonmike June 29, 2020

bread squeezer 

A person who is so awful, that they go into a grocery store and squeeze the loaves of bread.
Gerry is such a jerk, I bet he's a bread squeezer.
bread squeezer by Dinkleburguuu February 10, 2015

Squeeker 

A person who has yet to meet the age of puberty and compensates for their lack of adult hood or skill in the game by the butchering of the English language with their high voices by stringing together profanity after profanity. commonly found playing any online game with voice chat such as Halo.
Masterspaz: God.. that person was annoying

Blastzilla: Squeekers,not much you can do except muting them
Squeeker by Seph MacLeod October 7, 2008

German Squeegee

The act of pressing your buttcheeks against a pane of glass and farting. This can be done while your pants are still on, but the act is best visualized without pants -- and from the other side of the glass, for optimal viewing. For an even better visual, you may perform this act while suffering from diarrhea, but be careful to avoid the inevitable splash and collateral coverage.
You know the German Squeegee Bob butt-pressed on the bank's front window? He must have had the Hershey Squirts something fierce because they still haven't been able to clean it off. Seriously, it looks like someone shot a turd at the window at Mach 3!

Vanderwallen Squeegee 

The act of emptying out a used condom so that it can be re-worn by a second male, usually for use on the same woman.
Example #1 Tyler and Jeremy didn't have enough rubbers to both do her, so they pulled a Vanderwallen Squeegee.

Example #2 Pulling a Vanderwallen Squeegee is still safer than going bareback when you're tagging a cougar.

Headlight Squeegee 

An act performed after sloppy anal sex where a man slams his dirty meat on his woman's chest and tightly squeezes her tits together. Using the tits (headlights) as a squeegee, the man will pull his dick out, leaving a squeaky clean cock and the anal residue between his partner's breasts.
Angelina took laxatives before anal with Justin. Since Justin doesn't like mud on his helmet, he performed the headlight squeegee to clean his cock.
Headlight Squeegee by mrrab June 11, 2015